By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 20:18 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her, my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation, I put him on speaker phone and answered, "Hey Tiger, I was just thinking about you!" He broke up with me on speaker. FML
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kewlcat 0
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hahaha sucks ps. never go on speakerphone with your boyfriend with friends around. also its better than him texting you..i guess

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ChasinParkedCars 0

Is it just me or did she just call her ex "tiger"?

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kewlcat 0
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hahaha sucks ps. never go on speakerphone with your boyfriend with friends around. also its better than him texting you..i guess

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well_this_sucks 0

haha ikr! and texting isnt as bad as email. i know a girl who got dumped through an email. after a 1 year relationship. i felt soo bad for her. but i guess we know who the better bf is now

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Phillay632 0
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Well, I guess you showed her. Kudos.

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pwnrzero 0

the people who said ydi just are sick of fmls where the boyfriend/ girlfriend breaks up on speakerphone

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pingpongpickle 8

16, that would suck because I never even check my email.

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Lx416 0
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that's why you should never brag... haha YDI for bragging. sucks for you OP -Ł

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Cavelallemant 0

Tiger Woods xD

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ChasinParkedCars 0

Is it just me or did she just call her ex "tiger"?

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Brooklynxman 0

Perhaps he broke up with her because she called him tiger?

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Destinyx 0
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Unless his name is Tiger, Which for her dignity's sake, i hope it was.

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Alexgoesfml 3
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I actually like that pet name. Meh, maybe it is a british thing. I would hate it if my gf would say 'hey sexy', that shit annoys me. Also back to the FML, were you two actually having an argument over who's boyfriend is better? YDI for trying to show off and holding your bf like a trophy, grow up!

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DoomJeff91 2

Maybe she was dating that steroid abusing cereal mogul.

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Destinyx 0
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"Thaaaaaaaaaaats great!" :D

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pingpongpickle 8

um 68 that would be Tony ,not tiger

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jyn_fml 0
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haha guess hers the better one for now lol

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Nothingness1 3
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Lol that sucks. Sorry.

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Hbkbryan 0
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that's what you get for dating Tiger Woods..

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pingpongpickle 8

hahah. exactly op, u shouldve seen that one coming!

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xLovey 3

You deserve it for calling him "Tiger" XD

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DameGreyWulf 0
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Aw, really? I think "tiger" is pretty great. Because he's a TIGER in BED! Though "tiger" is often used by dads for boys... But what the hell? Debating over whose boyfriend is better? Man I hope I never get so petty. Is that supposed to be normal? Also, putting him on speaker phone? Without him knowing? What if he wanted to tell you something in private? Jeez. I must say YDI.

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StingMunFizzy 0

LOL.. Ah.. You deserve it for debating on who's boyfriend is better.. I bet if he'd known you were doing that he woulda broke up with your ass for just that;)..

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baby_love 0

lmfao O.o

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somethingawesome 9
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Now you know who the better boyfriend is.

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trip_toke_thrash 0
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you really think his actual name is tiger? you suck.

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NEWTROLLINTOWN 0

wooo #12 YDI FOR HAVING A FATHER

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