FML : Today, my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her, my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect...

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Today, my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her, my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation, I put him on speaker phone and answered "Hey Tiger, I was just thinking about you". He broke up with me on speaker. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 10 August 2009 20:18 / United Kingdom

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By kewlcat | 0

#475255 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:55

hahaha sucks ps. never go on speakerphone with your boyfriend with friends around. also its better than him texting you..i guess

By ChasinParkedCars | 0

#475262 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:57

Is it just me or did she just call her ex "tiger"?

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By kewlcat | 0

#475255 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:55

hahaha sucks ps. never go on speakerphone with your boyfriend with friends around. also its better than him texting you..i guess

well_this_sucks | 0

#475403 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 01:36

haha ikr! and texting isnt as bad as email. i know a girl who got dumped through an email. after a 1 year relationship. i felt soo bad for her. but i guess we know who the better bf is now

Phillay632 | 0

#475869 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 05:49

Well, I guess you showed her. Kudos.

pwnrzero | 0

#476084 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 08:32

the people who said ydi just are sick of fmls where the boyfriend/ girlfriend breaks up on speakerphone

pingpongpickle | 8

#1024138 - Tuesday 8 June 2010 07:32

16, that would suck because I never even check my email.

Lx416 | 0

#1043151 - Friday 25 June 2010 05:03

that's why you should never brag... haha YDI for bragging. sucks for you OP -Ł

Cavelallemant | 0

#2389562 - Friday 22 April 2011 08:26

Tiger Woods xD

By ChasinParkedCars | 0

#475262 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:57

Is it just me or did she just call her ex "tiger"?

Brooklynxman | 0

#475486 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 02:13

Perhaps he broke up with her because she called him tiger?

Destinyx | 0

#476304 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 10:55

Unless his name is Tiger, Which for her dignity's sake, i hope it was.

Alexgoesfml | 3

#476540 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 02:06

I actually like that pet name. Meh, maybe it is a british thing. I would hate it if my gf would say 'hey sexy', that shit annoys me. Also back to the FML, were you two actually having an argument over who's boyfriend is better? YDI for trying to show off and holding your bf like a trophy, grow up!

DoomJeff91 | 2

#477060 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 05:47

Maybe she was dating that steroid abusing cereal mogul.

Destinyx | 0

#486562 - Friday 14 August 2009 07:15

"Thaaaaaaaaaaats great!" :D

pingpongpickle | 8

#1024142 - Tuesday 8 June 2010 07:34

um 68 that would be Tony ,not tiger

By jyn_fml | 0

#475270 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:57

haha guess hers the better one for now lol

By Nothingness1 | 3

#475274 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:59

Lol that sucks. Sorry.

Hbkbryan | 0

#976028 - Wednesday 7 April 2010 11:48

that's what you get for dating Tiger Woods..

pingpongpickle | 8

#1024144 - Tuesday 8 June 2010 07:36

hahah. exactly op, u shouldve seen that one coming!

By xLovey | 3

#475277 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 01:00

You deserve it for calling him "Tiger" XD

awoodenhouse | 0

#475291 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 01:03

word

DameGreyWulf | 0

#475375 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 01:24

Aw, really? I think "tiger" is pretty great. Because he's a TIGER in BED! Though "tiger" is often used by dads for boys... But what the hell? Debating over whose boyfriend is better? Man I hope I never get so petty. Is that supposed to be normal? Also, putting him on speaker phone? Without him knowing? What if he wanted to tell you something in private? Jeez. I must say YDI.

By StingMunFizzy | 0

#475289 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 01:02

LOL.. Ah.. You deserve it for debating on who's boyfriend is better.. I bet if he'd known you were doing that he woulda broke up with your ass for just that;)..