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Couldnt you smell it? Lol

As long as you didn't have sex on it...

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Couldnt you smell it? Lol

Atleast it wasn't alive. That would be awkward.

#3 PETA says it's funny. Greetings from co workers.

Not funny.... Hilarious :D

Literally would have cried. Poor mr seal:(

I hope it was dead before you sat on it.

Mr seal? Who said it was a guy? Where do you see the seal's gender icon? It could of been a mrs. or a miss. Who knows. She could of have lovely seal babies. Or not! Who knows!

^obviously you haven't heard of the great seal rebellion going on right now in wherever the heck op is from :O the lady seals are fed up with the misogynistic manly seals and are killing them off, one by one D: so if you see a dead seal, odds are it's a male seal :D duhhhh!

Poor seal. Was it squishy? lmao

37- read OP's name.

It could be both genders... You never know

I still don't understand how you could get them confused. Like, why would a log look squishy ?

Is that time of the year again?

#44- shouldv'e seen that one coming.

Miss 51, when it is dark, it is hard to make the difference between a black/dark gray seal and a log. They obviously didn't have night goggles.

Thank GOD that dude is dead! He's ugly and his music SUCKS!!!

Next, OP will be entering dead whales thinking it's their house.

@3 your picture is

Actually it's red gwarkitty.

Nnnnnooooooooooooo you bastards

I know if I were OP I would have been scarred for life :/

Ha OP's name is squishylog. Well atleast you got to see a seal in it's natural habitat... Sort of.

@ #6, good point. Today, I was being at the beach when some fat ass chick sat on me. FML #1742833 (134) I agree, your life sucks (36531) - you deserved it (3) On 08/12/2011 at 3:44am - misc - by SadSealHottie - United States (California)

woah now #109 , that was uncalled for . im canadian too so stfu .

ok I'm so so sorry that's horrible

I know, this FML makes me sad :(

Really? This FML makes my peepee tickle...

Damn. I figured it'd at least be slightly squishy or oddly misshapen for a log. :( but I agree, that is absolutely horrible to accidentally do something like that.

If the seal's death was a natural one, I don't see how that would be so horrible or tragic. I just can't bring myself to feel sad about it. The main part is the fact that the OP was startled after sitting on a dead animal by mistake.

Its just funny you figured op would smell it or relize it wasnt a log

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I'd make a cruel joke, but I don't know any.

Today, at midnight, some chicks sat on me while I was sleeping. FML

ok im so sorry you didnt realize i was being sarcastic.

Yeah, this one isn't even funny, it's just sad.

Did you go right through it like on reno911?

This is hilarious. I love OPs name haha. I cant even try to feel bad here.

Nothing wrong in sitting on a dead seal.

There are seals is california?

They're called sea lions, right? Is that what you mean?

31- someone has never been to San Francisco...

43: Sea lions and seals are two different breeds.

43 is right what we see are sea lions on the coast.

Unless it's a Navy Seal...

As long as you didn't have sex on it...

Shake that bear

or with it..:P rip seal, but better dead then alive, he wouldn't be to happy, i guess:)

op states that it was a FRIEND

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Doesn't it seem a little strange for two friends to go for a late-night walk on the beach? I'd question the exact nature of their relationship.

Ahh... Yeah okay that sucks. At least you didn't fall face first onto it?!

At least it wasn't still alive, those b*tches would be dead!

I know it was late at night but honestly you couldn't tell the difference?

Have you ever seen a dead seal on the beach? They actually look a lot like half-buried logs, especially at night

Thankfully, I have not seen that sad sight. Sorry OP, that couldn't have been fun :/

No I have not had the pleasure of seeing a dead seal on the beach. Lol your the 69th comment (:

Well I guess I'm the only one then haha

Did you... take a bite?