Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML
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stevie1359
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Couldnt you smell it? Lol
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swasticop
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As long as you didn't have sex on it...
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stevie1359
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Couldnt you smell it? Lol
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Philliesfan9391
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That's not funny.
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Gourmet_Taco
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Atleast it wasn't alive. That would be awkward.
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denbeste
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#3 PETA says it's funny. Greetings from co workers.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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Not funny....
Hilarious :D
Hilarious :D
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shannonreneee
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Literally would have cried. Poor mr seal:(
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Vasin_fml
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I hope it was dead before you sat on it.
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zakkyzebra
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Mr seal? Who said it was a guy? Where do you see the seal's gender icon? It could of been a mrs. or a miss. Who knows. She could of have lovely seal babies. Or not! Who knows!
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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^obviously you haven't heard of the great seal rebellion going on right now in wherever the heck op is from :O the lady seals are fed up with the misogynistic manly seals and are killing them off, one by one D: so if you see a dead seal, odds are it's a male seal :D duhhhh!
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katieklein
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Poor seal. Was it squishy? lmao
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LordGoober
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37- read OP's name.
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Pixxio_O
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It could be both genders... You never know
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VeroAnne
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I still don't understand how you could get them confused. Like, why would a log look squishy ?
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Damn_Hippster
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Is that time of the year again?
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jesustheskater
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#44- shouldv'e seen that one coming.
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MrleClochard
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Miss 51, when it is dark, it is hard to make the difference between a black/dark gray seal and a log. They obviously didn't have night goggles.
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TheRealHouse
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Thank GOD that dude is dead! He's ugly and his music SUCKS!!!
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HappyCynic
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Next, OP will be entering dead whales thinking it's their house.
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chuckychan
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@3 your picture is
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GwarKitty
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Golden.
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jake1632
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Actually it's red gwarkitty.
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NavySEAL13
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Nnnnnooooooooooooo you bastards
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DrIDGAF
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Threesome?
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PopRocks14
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I know if I were OP I would have been scarred for life :/
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justynicole
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Ha OP's name is squishylog. Well atleast you got to see a seal in it's natural habitat... Sort of.
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UnicornHunter
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@ #6, good point.
Today, I was being at the beach when some fat ass chick sat on me. FML
#1742833 (134)
I agree, your life sucks (36531) - you deserved it (3)
On 08/12/2011 at 3:44am - misc - by SadSealHottie - United States (California)
Today, I was being at the beach when some fat ass chick sat on me. FML
#1742833 (134)
I agree, your life sucks (36531) - you deserved it (3)
On 08/12/2011 at 3:44am - misc - by SadSealHottie - United States (California)
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MinkaGraham
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woah now #109 , that was uncalled for . im canadian too so stfu .
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iBhope
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sorry PETA.
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12vballchick12
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ok I'm so so sorry that's horrible
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JodeMiVida
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I know, this FML makes me sad :(
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zakkyzebra
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Really? This FML makes my peepee tickle...
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Jaxx66
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Damn. I figured it'd at least be slightly squishy or oddly misshapen for a log. :( but I agree, that is absolutely horrible to accidentally do something like that.
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Dalliance
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If the seal's death was a natural one, I don't see how that would be so horrible or tragic. I just can't bring myself to feel sad about it. The main part is the fact that the OP was startled after sitting on a dead animal by mistake.
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hellbilly205
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Its just funny you figured op would smell it or relize it wasnt a log
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Link5794
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I'd make a cruel joke, but I don't know any.
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SNL
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Today, at midnight, some chicks sat on me while I was sleeping. FML
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SNL
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ok im so sorry you didnt realize i was being sarcastic.
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JTHolloway200
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FYL
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CantusVulpis
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Yeah, this one isn't even funny, it's just sad.
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zakkyzebra
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Did you go right through it like on reno911?
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hellbilly205
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This is hilarious. I love OPs name haha. I cant even try to feel bad here.
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Incredibly_Dope
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OP you're seally!
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denbeste
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Nothing wrong in sitting on a dead seal.
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zukinihudini
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There are seals is california?
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sourgirl101
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They're called sea lions, right? Is that what you mean?
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hiyourcute
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31- someone has never been to San Francisco...
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wolflover44
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43: Sea lions and seals are two different breeds.
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StopDropNRoll
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43 is right what we see are sea lions on the coast.
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Noob30
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Unless it's a Navy Seal...
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swasticop
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As long as you didn't have sex on it...
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Asystole
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Shake that bear
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MaloPero
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or with it..:P
rip seal, but better dead then alive, he wouldn't be to happy, i guess:)
rip seal, but better dead then alive, he wouldn't be to happy, i guess:)
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sydneyaval
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op states that it was a FRIEND
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Link5794
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Doesn't it seem a little strange for two friends to go for a late-night walk on the beach? I'd question the exact nature of their relationship.
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Blueglasscup
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Ahh... Yeah okay that sucks. At least you didn't fall face first onto it?!
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Lauren10102
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At least it wasn't still alive, those b*tches would be dead!
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HahaYDI
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I know it was late at night but honestly you couldn't tell the difference?
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hiyourcute
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Have you ever seen a dead seal on the beach? They actually look a lot like half-buried logs, especially at night
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Sun_Kissed18
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Thankfully, I have not seen that sad sight.
Sorry OP, that couldn't have been fun :/
Sorry OP, that couldn't have been fun :/
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ImmaB3AST
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No I have not had the pleasure of seeing a dead seal on the beach. Lol your the 69th comment (:
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hiyourcute
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Well I guess I'm the only one then haha
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xForeverNever
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Dude :(
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sociology
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poor seal
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Dodie_zilla
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Did you... take a bite?