By Anonymous - 07/12/2013 07:17 - United States - San Pablo
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Well we all know how those five year olds go through those stages. It all happens.
I found out when I was ten, we were having a party and i went to bed so that Santa would come.I got up to ask my mom something since she was still awake because of the party turns out she went to the store so the door was unlocked and when i walked in her room i saw her friend wrapping the presents the look on her face was priceless! Then the next morning when I got up to see the presents I saw the same size and wrapping paper of the ones i saw they night before. It was horrible for me i can't even imagine what it would feel like for a five year old.
Tell her he's kidding and that Santa is very real. Stage Santa shows up on your doorstep when your son is at school and she's home.
She will find out like normal kids do. Believing in Santa made it a lot more fun as a kid and she deserves a few more years of believing before facing the truth. It's not that big of a deal when you get a little but older anyway when she would find out. I doubt she would be nearly as upset.
Don't tell her about the Tooth Fairy or the Easter Bunny then. She may go rogue.
That they're both going to prison. Apparently the tooth fairy has been taking the gold and silver caps from the teeth she collects, melting them down, and selling the metals on the black market. The Easter Bunny has been arrested for using his tunnels for human trafficking. Shhh...you didn't hear it from me.