By lanbon182 - 10/04/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML
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Spider_fml 9
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Awwwwww, that's so sad!!! Like they served you the family dog... So, did you tell them, or did you try to 'man up'?

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Eponine_fml 0
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That sucks bad! I would have burst out crying right in front of their eyes... I can't believe people are clicking YDI =/

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ecrw 0
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Reminds me of Pinchy

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bobmandude 0
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Yum... Chicken...

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CitizenSnipz 0
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Scream and look at the chickens. See which is missing, run back crying saying the poor gal's name. Say she was your favorite. Let the guilt unfold, kick them out if you must. Let their own guilt eat them alive. It's a good revenge; feels nice, too

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cstevanus 4
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360, thats a good idea

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Schazam 0
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So it was a formal dinner, nice!

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crazycornn 0
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Lol...I remember pinchy xD

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TourettesGuyFTW 25
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So much for that 'connection' you have with them... That sucks though.

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aimzskee 30
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I would kick them out

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digapygmy 0
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It's what he would have wanted.

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Darling_Cherry 5
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LOL @ The Simpsons reference. I was horrified when I saw that episode yet couldn't help laughing.

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Spider_fml 9
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Awwwwww, that's so sad!!! Like they served you the family dog... So, did you tell them, or did you try to 'man up'?

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SilenNex 0
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Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0
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not Asia, mostly just china

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TeenTiger 0
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You think people keep a bunch of animals on a farm for pets? YDI for being such a moron.

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Josh Thiele 10
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Ever heard of a horse? Or do you eat that too? of course people keep pets on a farm...

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safirestar09 0
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You're heartless. Poor OP.

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smileyysss 0
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what the fu-ck is wrong with yoou?!?!?!?!?!? heartless little bitch..

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DevLights 1
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Plus you usually don't butcher egg laying chickens. We buy giant Cornish chickens for butchering and isa brown laying hens for eggs. Extreme size difference.

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Karma21 4
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KAT0INFINITY 11
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THEY WERE OP'S PETS YOU DEBSE FUCK!

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supertacowaffle 41
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It's so sad isn't it :(

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Emz_fml 0
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#4, they said that they kept the chickens for the eggs, read it properly >.

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SeedlessMe 13
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Yeah.... But she also said they had names :( wow that's too sad

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ScottyD620 0
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Hmm.. also, isn't eating eggs wrong for vegetarians? It's like eating aborted chicken fetuses!

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Immovable Ladder 2
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That's vegans. the eggs arnt fertile so there's no baby whatsoever

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Alphonsuuuu 0
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Doesn't mean she has to use 'em. I routinely cook and eat my friends' pets. It's...fun?

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Grmpman 7
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...... But those were the ones for eggs.... So no op doesn't have others

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KAT0INFINITY 11
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-396 -9 They were PETS!!!

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ttyler333 7
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I'd eat amy.

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Eponine_fml 0
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That sucks bad! I would have burst out crying right in front of their eyes... I can't believe people are clicking YDI =/

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BoltTheSuperdog 22
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As the proud owner of six egg-laying chickens, all with their own names, I can honestly say that this sucks and I totally feel for you OP! Our neighbor's dog (whom I later reported to animal control, who issued a stern warning) once attacked one of our chickens (we had seven before). $500 at the vet later, our chicken passed away under veterinary care that night before a specialist could see her. Our neighbor still denies any responsibility. After all of that, I still feel like OP's situation is/was worse!

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