How is this not your fault. You are dating him on your own accord.

I'm sure your cat will come around...

Also. "of your own accord" not on.

That's what she said.

Sorry 58, but I think that's not exactly the right place to slot that in.

You sex kitten.

I dont want to pick any! This is the funniest thing i have ever heard. I talk to my 6 month old pet rabbit and so does my boyfriend. We blame stuff on him and he just looks at us like were nuts. Animals are great companions when your feeling alone or depressed because they dont judge you :). By the way i love your fiance he seems like the funniest dude ever id have filmed it and put it on youtube/facebook.

HAHA I agree - it sounds like her fiance has a sense of humour - I think she needs to lighten up a bit!

Yeah :) way to be positive:D

Look, without him, you are on your way to becoming a crazy, spinster cat lady. He'll provide you with cover, so you can be a crazy cat couple. Shame on you for letting your cat get fat and out of shape. How's he supposed to get any pussy?

Yeah exactly. At least she has a fiance!

Haha the thumbs up is 69 at this time and u said pussy:)

^ Captain Oblivious saves the day, yet again!

that pussy's getting a real workout by your fiance OP.

I don't know if I find that really cute or really weird. I think it's the 'Coach Daddy' bit that's making it so strange :')

Hi

Cat Daddy???

well then I can't imagine what he does to that other cat you have...

Absolutely nothing. Which is probably why he's doing what he's doing to this cat.

I see what you did there.

I like to get into staring contests with my cats.

Did you ever win one?

Me too and I sometimes win (:

those fucking things never blink. i tried and it just gave me a "i'm gonna fucking kill you" look.

Lol maybe its just a phase of his?

At least someone is putting an effort into helping your cat reach his new years resolution! On the bright side, at least he doesn't hate your cat and refuse to marry you until you get rid of the lil guy.

Watch, after a little while your cat will claim the bed. Good luck.

Oh and this fml is fine but how is it FMLS that are actual FMLS get shot back whilst others like "Today i peed on a stick FML" Get on this website is going down hill fast, ive posted 3 TRUE fmls all of which would have been funny if they were posted but no sadly they are not, im a girl but i posted one under my boyfriends point of view. If these arent funny ill stop bragging like an up tight bitch who needs a life. 1 My bfs. Today, My girlfriend was in an ecstatic mood after school. That soon changed, Just because i told her i didnt want any of her lollipop she sat in the middle of the train station around our friends and pouted, she refused to get up and screamed rape on the top of her lungs if anyone came near her FML 2 Mine. Today, i was at the shopping mall with my grandmother and mother. It began to get a tiny bit warm inside and i decided to take my jumper off. Just as i got it up and over my head a seedy old man walks past and says "Oh dont stop undressing now." All my grandmother did was stand there and laugh. FML

Probably because they're long and so frought with run on sentences an fragments, that the moderators didn't want to waste their time correcting it.

Well, the way FML works is you post them, then people decide whether you're being a cry baby or you're life really does suck. Don't be pissy because other FML stories are chosen over yours.

Also, I've read almost all of the FMLs and there aren't any that say "Today, I peed on a stick. FML".

The first one, the one from your boyfriend is funny but I don't understand, you had a lolipop and he wanted some but you at in a train station and yelled rape.....?

You do sound like an uptight bitch who needs a life. They're not funny.

I missed the "funny" part in all of this. Copy and paste this comment, it might actually post! Also, I'm not sure why you are so angry about you not posting any fmls, lol.