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By oh.geez - / Sunday 5 February 2012 08:00 / United States
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By  VixenOfTheDeep  |  6

I dont want to pick any! This is the funniest thing i have ever heard. I talk to my 6 month old pet rabbit and so does my boyfriend. We blame stuff on him and he just looks at us like were nuts. Animals are great companions when your feeling alone or depressed because they dont judge you :). By the way i love your fiance he seems like the funniest dude ever id have filmed it and put it on youtube/facebook.

By  perdix  |  29

Look, without him, you are on your way to becoming a crazy, spinster cat lady. He'll provide you with cover, so you can be a crazy cat couple. Shame on you for letting your cat get fat and out of shape. How's he supposed to get any pussy?

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By  ilyuhms  |  0

How is this not your fault. You are dating him on your own accord.

By  VixenOfTheDeep  |  6

I dont want to pick any! This is the funniest thing i have ever heard. I talk to my 6 month old pet rabbit and so does my boyfriend. We blame stuff on him and he just looks at us like were nuts. Animals are great companions when your feeling alone or depressed because they dont judge you :). By the way i love your fiance he seems like the funniest dude ever id have filmed it and put it on youtube/facebook.

By  perdix  |  29

Look, without him, you are on your way to becoming a crazy, spinster cat lady. He'll provide you with cover, so you can be a crazy cat couple. Shame on you for letting your cat get fat and out of shape. How's he supposed to get any pussy?

By  ProhibitionRose  |  14

At least someone is putting an effort into helping your cat reach his new years resolution! On the bright side, at least he doesn't hate your cat and refuse to marry you until you get rid of the lil guy.

By  VixenOfTheDeep  |  6

Oh and this fml is fine but how is it FMLS that are actual FMLS get shot back whilst others like "Today i peed on a stick FML" Get on this website is going down hill fast, ive posted 3 TRUE fmls all of which would have been funny if they were posted but no sadly they are not, im a girl but i posted one under my boyfriends point of view. If these arent funny ill stop bragging like an up tight bitch who needs a life. 1 My bfs. Today, My girlfriend was in an ecstatic mood after school. That soon changed, Just because i told her i didnt want any of her lollipop she sat in the middle of the train station around our friends and pouted, she refused to get up and screamed rape on the top of her lungs if anyone came near her FML 2 Mine. Today, i was at the shopping mall with my grandmother and mother. It began to get a tiny bit warm inside and i decided to take my jumper off. Just as i got it up and over my head a seedy old man walks past and says "Oh dont stop undressing now." All my grandmother did was stand there and laugh. FML

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Well, the way FML works is you post them, then people decide whether you're being a cry baby or you're life really does suck. Don't be pissy because other FML stories are chosen over yours.

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  Haha_no_123  |  11

The first one, the one from your boyfriend is funny but I don't understand, you had a lolipop and he wanted some but you at in a train station and yelled rape.....?

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  Awsumuzzie  |  12

I missed the "funny" part in all of this. Copy and paste this comment, it might actually post! Also, I'm not sure why you are so angry about you not posting any fmls, lol.

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