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That is actually pretty hilarious, sorry that you lost your morning pleasures though :)

Don't drop the soap

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That is actually pretty hilarious, sorry that you lost your morning pleasures though :)

that was an awesome joke, OP! I approve of your sense of humor

Inadvertent boner killer. Nice...

Don't drop the soap

or you will pay the price

Or do, if you're into that :)

I always thought couldn't you bend your knees to pick it up? Keeping your butt facing the floor and away from crotches?

Lol just hope no desperate midgets there. Lol.

At least you have a good sense of humor!!

Your picture makes you look like a douche.

You look like you're 5 shut the fuck up

Was there a reason for that #17?

Hey, you can have sex whenever you want, but that was a one-of-a-kind quip! xD

At least you made him laugh!

Doesn't matter, had sex...i guess? But yea, everyone has their own herp derp moments :/

no. no sex was had.

What in the hell does having a "herp derp " moment even mean?

a dumb moment?

#47, spot the vegan is more fun.

a fabulous start of the day..hope u did something meaningful to regain the erection Op

I fail to see how your life is fucked, OP. This actually sounds like a pretty hilarious situation. And it isn't like this is the last time you'll sleep with your future husband, right?

Well, she was being fucked...

That is actually quite amazing if you ask me.

Unfortunately he doesn't sound like he was "Laughing so ..... Hard".

*Brainstorming* Halloween costumes are now on sale. How cute would it be if OP dressed up like a sexy female prison guard for their next session? ((:

Don't forget whip and hand cuffs. ;)