By RuinedTheMood - United States - Tomball
  Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML
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By  homesuckfucker  |  28

I fail to see how your life is fucked, OP. This actually sounds like a pretty hilarious situation. And it isn't like this is the last time you'll sleep with your future husband, right?

  Enslaved  |  36

Halloween costumes are now on sale. How cute would it be if OP dressed up like a sexy female prison guard for their next session? ((: