By RuinedTheMood - 21/09/2014 05:11 - United States - Tomball

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Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 758
You deserved it 13 342

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fearlesscooldude 12

That is actually pretty hilarious, sorry that you lost your morning pleasures though :)

Don't drop the soap

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fearlesscooldude 12

That is actually pretty hilarious, sorry that you lost your morning pleasures though :)

that was an awesome joke, OP! I approve of your sense of humor

incoherentrmblr 21

Inadvertent boner killer. Nice...

Don't drop the soap

or you will pay the price

Or do, if you're into that :)

I always thought couldn't you bend your knees to pick it up? Keeping your butt facing the floor and away from crotches?

Mortoli 30

Lol just hope no desperate midgets there. Lol.

At least you have a good sense of humor!!

Your picture makes you look like a douche.

You look like you're 5 shut the fuck up

ShadowlessSpear 21

Was there a reason for that #17?

bingo__O 15

Hey, you can have sex whenever you want, but that was a one-of-a-kind quip! xD

At least you made him laugh!

Doesn't matter, had sex...i guess? But yea, everyone has their own herp derp moments :/

cryssycakesx3 22

no. no sex was had.

What in the hell does having a "herp derp " moment even mean?

a dumb moment?

starcaller17 16

#47, spot the vegan is more fun.

ostfaiz 18

a fabulous start of the day..hope u did something meaningful to regain the erection Op

homesuckfucker 28

I fail to see how your life is fucked, OP. This actually sounds like a pretty hilarious situation. And it isn't like this is the last time you'll sleep with your future husband, right?

Well, she was being fucked...

That is actually quite amazing if you ask me.

Unfortunately he doesn't sound like he was "Laughing so ..... Hard".

*Brainstorming* Halloween costumes are now on sale. How cute would it be if OP dressed up like a sexy female prison guard for their next session? ((:

Mortoli 30

Don't forget whip and hand cuffs. ;)