Today, my fiancé and I planned a romantic movie night. Champagne, popcorn, romantic comedy. Then his friend decided to show up and they've been talking about 1st generation Pokémon ever since. FML I agree, your life sucks 30478 I agree, your life sucks 30478 You deserved it 5789 You deserved it 5789 6 2 3 35 By Anonymous - / Monday 21 May 2012 23:14 / United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it... I agree, your life sucks 29060 I agree, your life sucks 29060 You deserved it 6931 You deserved it 6931 255
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm... I agree, your life sucks 34775 I agree, your life sucks 34775 You deserved it 5477 You deserved it 5477 135
Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML I agree, your life sucks 25527 I agree, your life sucks 25527 You deserved it 2112 You deserved it 2112 146
Today, the girl i am in love with drunk texted me that she loves me. That's the second time this has happened. She cannot even say she has feelings for... I agree, your life sucks 1201 I agree, your life sucks 1201 You deserved it 87 You deserved it 87 11
Today, I was put in the middle of a decision; either sleep without a heater on and see my breath at night, or sleep with a heater, and risk heat stroke.... I agree, your life sucks 16 I agree, your life sucks 16 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0 2
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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