By shikushiku - 3/8/2016 03:12 - United States - Plano
Today, my father went missing. Naturally worried, we searched his workplace, hospitals, and other locations. Ends up he got arrested for driving around town drunk out of his mind. Oh, and it's my birthday. Thanks for throwing me a great (search) party, dad. FML
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  chrisbeaudoin  |  26

Still a good burn, but a bit mean and unnecessary.