Today, my father tried to secretly follow me all day, because he doesn't believe that I have any "real" errands to run or friends to meet with. He's actually convinced that I'm living some secret double life with another family. FML
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angels531
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F
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tmaq973
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You mean "F" like I'm a Fucking dumbass and just wanted to be first, right?
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jaronapn13
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Prove him wrong.
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lopsop
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Well by him following her he would be proved wrong very quickly.
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GrammarJew
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If he is thta paranoyd it mite be hard to consince him otterwize
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slurshies
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wow 34 did you even go to elementary school??
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GrammarJew
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?Yesh of corse I didnt whi do yoo asc
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yahoowizard
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What if OP really had a second family though =0!
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Rei_Ayanami
| 18
Maybe you should pay more attention to and spend more time with your father. He may feel neglected.
Or you could make him a tinfoil hat...
Or you could make him a tinfoil hat...
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Cats_And_Kitties
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Tinfoil hats make everything better.
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skyeyez9
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I made my daughter a tinfoil hat for the "crazy hat day" at her school. I shaped it like a Hershey's Kiss chocolate and put a white strip of paper on the top with the blue letters "Hershey"
Candy hat that doubles as a thought blocker from the govt, and aliens.
Candy hat that doubles as a thought blocker from the govt, and aliens.
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Qandol
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#3, i agreed with what you said, i know nowadays Generation does not spend any time with family. Which is wrong, i would do anything to spend any time i got with my family. But again its just me. Everyone have options i guess.
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nevereyes
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I spend lots of time with my mom but none (if I can avoid it) with my dad. Mainly cause my dads idea of spending time together is giving him feet massages, making him food, building a deck for him and yelling at me for having better grads then he did,having a boyfriend, having a job, being goth, havering more friends than my brother, for being attractive (I get hit on a lot), and for doing to much or to little. No one wants to be around a person like that, regardless of wether or not he's your father.
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zandalee
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It's taken me to be in my forties before I finally 'got' my Dad... Is still not a perfect relationship but who knows, maybe we will be close one day.
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TheNicce01
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or op could go to a random group snd say ''Dad, you got the best jokes ever!!!!!''
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superhumangambit
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He's been watching too much Total Recall.
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AwesomePdudE
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The original movie from 20 years ago was better.
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TREEBISCUIT
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That's where you drive to some random house and walk in, and let him bail you out when you get arrested for breaking into 'your' family's house.
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vladmire
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At this point maybe you should actually try and live somewhere else...
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mishaparis
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Sure. THAT'S a good idea. OP may just be a teenager.
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nevershoutkendal_fml
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And then he'll REALLY think OP is living a double life.
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slurshies
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31, uh, yeah I'm pretty sure that was the point...
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nevershoutkendal_fml
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41- I realize this. No need to be condescending towards me.
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Midnightbacon
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I would say maybe OPs dad is just over protective , but it seems that he truly feels like OP is so antisocial that they're an outcast of some type. Either way FYL , your dad should have a little more faith in you OP.
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Hellbound_Alleee
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He sounds like he's got worse issues than that. Are you an adult? I'm not sure proving him wrong is going to help. Sounds like it's time, if you're a teenager, to start saving up for your own place or getting to a college out of town.
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gracehi
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If you ask me, it seems like he has some pretty serious psychological issues. OP should really try to get her father some help.
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outoftown
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Yup. Was wondering is dad was off his antipsychotic meds and having a delusional episode. Good luck, OP.
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MindFreakazoid
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"Yes father, you caught me, I obviously live on the north pole with a Polish family and other friends. I was incognito until you found me doing fake errands. Oh, and the cake is a lie."
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Faff
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What OP isnt telling us, is that she actually has a secret identity and her dad found out. That's the real FML here.
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mishaparis
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Your picture and your comment fits perfectly.
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ebonyirony
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I read it in his voice
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nevershoutkendal_fml
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DINKLEBERG! The first thing I pictured was Timmy's dad being convinced he was living with the Dinklebergs...
Or you could make him a tinfoil hat...