FML : Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I am engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before...

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Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I am engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML

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By Anonymous - / Friday 7 September 2018 03:00 / United States - Anchorage

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7689171 - Friday 7 September 2018 14:28

Step-sister, and since she's not a blood relation, you're not breaking the law. And who knows, their spontaneous nuptials may backfire, while you and your wife last for decades.

By _Hakuna_Matata_ | 12

#7689158 - Friday 7 September 2018 14:00

Wow. Just wow. Never in my wildest dreams would i have seen something like this coming.

Hope everything works out op. All the best!

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By Mary Lin | 8

#7686971 - Sunday 2 September 2018 22:04

One of those rare moment the song I’m my own grandpa becomes reality

By Jeremy Phillips | 18

#7689151 - Friday 7 September 2018 13:27

Sounds like a problem better suited to Alabama not Alaska

By _Hakuna_Matata_ | 12

#7689158 - Friday 7 September 2018 14:00

Wow. Just wow. Never in my wildest dreams would i have seen something like this coming.

Hope everything works out op. All the best!

By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7689171 - Friday 7 September 2018 14:28

Step-sister, and since she's not a blood relation, you're not breaking the law. And who knows, their spontaneous nuptials may backfire, while you and your wife last for decades.

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mekiswrite | 17

#7689351 - Friday 7 September 2018 20:11

Actually, certain places do consider it incest. Though, it might not count since they were adults when they became siblings.

By Charlie Given | 19

#7689249 - Friday 7 September 2018 16:59

Umm does anyone else hear banjo's playing right now 😱😂😏

By Abbusser | 8

#7689259 - Friday 7 September 2018 17:32

At least you aren't Ronnie Wood's son. Ronnie married the daughter of the girl his son married. His own son is his father-in-law...

By irrelephant1 | 19

#7689285 - Friday 7 September 2018 18:39

Good reason for not having a long engagement. Get married now then tell ur sis she cant talk bad about ur wife. Lol

By LostInTheZone11 | 26

#7689393 - Friday 7 September 2018 21:57

I'm my own grandpa.

By Nhayaa | 13

#7689517 - Saturday 8 September 2018 6:06

Remind of the movie "Because I said so"... ^^

By MallowMistress | 13

#7689829 - Saturday 8 September 2018 19:35

Sounds like you're stuck in a Lone Star State of Mind.

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