Miscellaneous: Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is...

By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 00:07 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML

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By fuck off, dad - 04/04/2014 21:31 - Colombia

Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 13:45 - United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

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By Googlebug - 01/11/2010 10:15 - United States

Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML

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Meddling

By sotter42 - 20/07/2020 17:01

Today, my father-in-law decided he was going to just completely take over our engagement party, so now my fiancé just wants to go to Reno and get married there. FML

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Bad taste

By Anonymous - 08/01/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my uncle was supposed to be the officiant at my wedding but he and my dad teamed up to make a joke about how this was actually my fiancé's funeral. Everyone laughed, except my fiancé. He burst into tears and ran from the altar. We can’t find him and he’s not answering his phone. FML

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By Guntherdog - 27/06/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 04:46 - United States - Middleboro

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

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Life imitates art

By PinchMe - 29/04/2023 03:00

Today, my wedding day was ruined by my fiancé’s psychotic ex. It started out with the venue and my dress getting pelted by paintballs and one of her friends riding an ATV around, running over my fiancé. He's currently in the hospital with broken ribs and a concussion. $42,000 down the drain. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 17:55 - United States - Newport

Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML

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thatgirlincali 13

Wednesday 31 July 2013 8:40

This fml needs more details.

woainishamu 21

Wednesday 31 July 2013 8:41

Looks like your father banged him before you.

Comments

mcm_3 16

Thursday 1 August 2013 5:36

Why did your dad shoot him?!?!

outoftown 26

Thursday 1 August 2013 5:51

Sorry about the wedding. Glad your guy's ok. On the bright side, elopement is much cheaper, if he's brave enough to still want to be in your family.

willymartinds 9

Thursday 1 August 2013 7:54

Your father is ****** up, Sorry OP.

c_hutty 6

Thursday 1 August 2013 8:50

I'm thinking I will receive more information on the next monster in-laws

acrouch 9

Thursday 1 August 2013 10:57

I'm calling BS... Just saying.

lesley3r3 22

Thursday 1 August 2013 11:07

It finally happened all these fathers with threats, one finally did it yes!... Oh....no?

baconstrip103 11

Thursday 1 August 2013 19:41

Ur dad is crazy

xRezSynn 15

Thursday 1 August 2013 20:23

....what?!

greggly123 6

Friday 2 August 2013 1:24

Bullshit. If that had really happen, I think the last thing you'd be thinking about is going on a funny website and making a joke about it

Nobody_Nowhere 12

Friday 2 August 2013 3:28

One word... Why?

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