By crapped on - United States
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, she said she was too busy to talk to me. My sister asked who was on the phone, she replied "the dog sitter." FML
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  DocBastard  |  38

I haven't brought it out in a while, but I have to put this comment through the Idiot-English translation engine.

"Did you molest the doggie?"

That's much better...yet the comment still makes no sense.

  enonymous  |  8

The part where he doesn't realize the liquor cabinet is open and they are home alone with only a dog to look after. I would have bought a skywriter announcing that party