FML : Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, she said she was too busy to talk to me. My...

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Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, she said she was too busy to talk to me. My sister asked who was on the phone, she replied "the dog sitter." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By crapped on / Thursday 16 June 2011 06:25 / United States

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By sensoon15 | 7

#2694082 - Thursday 16 June 2011 15:56

put the dog in her bed and let it shit and piss everywhere. "the dog sitter didn't do her job. next time you do it."

By A7X_LoVeee | 10

#2694087 - Thursday 16 June 2011 15:56

The fuck? I don't know what's worse..the fact that they all went without you or how she referred to you as the dog sitter.

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By marinus_fml | 19

#2694065 - Thursday 16 June 2011 15:54

Could have been worse.They could have left you home just for the hell of it.

RandomBlackMan | 0

#2694187 - Thursday 16 June 2011 16:05

you sit on dogs.. wtf?

salvorican | 24

#2694220 - Thursday 16 June 2011 16:09

Urkele's wearing a gameboy... wtf?

MrSassypants | 31

#2694249 - Thursday 16 June 2011 16:14

It's not Urkele. Look closer. I'm on my iPod so I click the picture and make it larger. It is definently not Urkele.

MizzErikaHart | 8

#2694268 - Thursday 16 June 2011 16:19

it's practically urkele.

MrSassypants | 31

#2694285 - Thursday 16 June 2011 16:23

Okay back to the FML or a reply to #1 people before our comments get deleted.

Jimmyd0t | 0

#2694334 - Thursday 16 June 2011 16:33

OP must be adopted

luis420 | 0

#2694356 - Thursday 16 June 2011 16:40

agree with #25 lol

chrispyy21 | 0

#2694363 - Thursday 16 June 2011 16:42

did yaw mowles da doggie

DocBastard | 38

#2694595 - Thursday 16 June 2011 17:48

I haven't brought it out in a while, but I have to put this comment through the Idiot-English translation engine.

"Did you molest the doggie?"

That's much better...yet the comment still makes no sense.

A7X_LoVeee | 10

#2695290 - Thursday 16 June 2011 19:23

Oh shit. So that's what 27 said.

shutupYDI | 4

#2696572 - Thursday 16 June 2011 23:11

nice muscles.

ocpanther | 0

#2698566 - Friday 17 June 2011 4:05

where do you work out you're in shape

hollysterT | 0

#2701013 - Friday 17 June 2011 9:42

lmao

XXizzlerXX | 0

#2701593 - Friday 17 June 2011 12:12

lol I love how the topic changes :)

ella868 | 0

#2731410 - Tuesday 21 June 2011 18:05

your face looks funny in the pic! d;

By sensoon15 | 7

#2694082 - Thursday 16 June 2011 15:56

put the dog in her bed and let it shit and piss everywhere. "the dog sitter didn't do her job. next time you do it."

MrSassypants | 31

#2694129 - Thursday 16 June 2011 16:00

Well guessing by OP's name he might have already had that idea. 8)

mejiiaa | 0

#2695103 - Thursday 16 June 2011 19:06

look on the bright side , you can have a party and do whatever you want .

PulselCie | 3

#2695483 - Thursday 16 June 2011 19:52

EPIC.

smellymellyy | 7

#2697407 - Friday 17 June 2011 1:08

54 that photo is seriously fake :/ especially as your about me is simply 'poop'..

By A7X_LoVeee | 10

#2694087 - Thursday 16 June 2011 15:56

The fuck? I don't know what's worse..the fact that they all went without you or how she referred to you as the dog sitter.

Who wants to vote?

mamaklm | 0

#2695933 - Thursday 16 June 2011 21:09

part two

enonymous | 8

#2696006 - Thursday 16 June 2011 21:16

The part where he doesn't realize the liquor cabinet is open and they are home alone with only a dog to look after. I would have bought a skywriter announcing that party