Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, she said she was too busy to talk to me. My sister asked who was on the phone, she replied "the dog sitter." FML
Add a comment
Top comments
COMMENTS
By
marinus_fml
| 19
Could have been worse.They could have left you home just for the hell of it.
Reply
RandomBlackMan
| 0
you sit on dogs.. wtf?
Reply
salvorican
| 24
Urkele's wearing a gameboy... wtf?
Reply
MrSassypants
| 32
It's not Urkele. Look closer. I'm on my iPod so I click the picture and make it larger. It is definently not Urkele.
Reply
MizzErikaHart
| 8
it's practically urkele.
Reply
MrSassypants
| 32
Okay back to the FML or a reply to #1 people before our comments get deleted.
Reply
Jimmyd0t
| 0
OP must be adopted
Reply
luis420
| 0
agree with #25 lol
Reply
chrispyy21
| 0
did yaw mowles da doggie
Reply
DocBastard
| 38
I haven't brought it out in a while, but I have to put this comment through the Idiot-English translation engine.
"Did you molest the doggie?"
That's much better...yet the comment still makes no sense.
"Did you molest the doggie?"
That's much better...yet the comment still makes no sense.
Reply
A7X_LoVeee
| 10
Oh shit. So that's what 27 said.
Reply
shutupYDI
| 4
nice muscles.
Reply
ocpanther
| 0
where do you work out you're in shape
Reply
hollysterT
| 0
lmao
Reply
XXizzlerXX
| 0
lol I love how the topic changes :)
Reply
ella868
| 0
your face looks funny in the pic! d;
By
sensoon15
| 7
put the dog in her bed and let it shit and piss everywhere. "the dog sitter didn't do her job. next time you do it."
Reply
MrSassypants
| 32
Well guessing by OP's name he might have already had that idea. 8)
Reply
mejiiaa
| 0
look on the bright side , you can have a party and do whatever you want .
Reply
PulselCie
| 3
EPIC.
Reply
smellymellyy
| 7
54 that photo is seriously fake :/ especially as your about me is simply 'poop'..
By
A7X_LoVeee
| 10
The fuck? I don't know what's worse..the fact that they all went without you or how she referred to you as the dog sitter.
Who wants to vote?
Who wants to vote?
Reply
mamaklm
| 0
part two
Reply
enonymous
| 8
The part where he doesn't realize the liquor cabinet is open and they are home alone with only a dog to look after. I would have bought a skywriter announcing that party
Reply
Otherhats
| 20
Like for the "dog sitter" comment.
Reply
Otherhats
| 20
Like for the family going on vacation without OP.
By
StormGirl142
| 24
That is messed up.
Reply
johnson94
| 5
must be the Ginger step-child!
Reply
FreebirdIII
| 1
Someone was adopted.
By
MikalaHart
| 4
I get the sense that your family doesn't like you very much...
By
nickdunbar
| 8
That really sucks, just for that let the dogs loose on the house
By
nananabatmannnn
| 0
Are you by any chance a ginger?
Reply
kendallhi
| 9
LMAO
By
NecroParade
| 3
Wouldn't it be a shame if some of their electronics etc got chewed up and peed on? That would be so unfortunate for them. Oh well, food for thought.
By
rebekahah
| 7
you probably opted out of the vacation to watch all their pets, but still, fyl because they weren't very grateful.
By
obnum
| 19
ur family is mean. why did u stay to take care of their pets anyway?
Who wants to vote?