FML : Today, my family dragged me to an Alien-themed museum. They're convinced they were once abducted and felt up by creatures from outer space. They talk,...

Today, my family dragged me to an Alien-themed museum. They're convinced they were once abducted and felt up by creatures from outer space. They talk, and spend all their money, on nothing else. I'm hungry. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Help - / Saturday 13 August 2011 23:21 / United States

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By allinicolesmh | 0

#3105849 - Sunday 14 August 2011 8:50

Ask your leader to make you a sandwich then..

By jumpshot23 | 0

#3105841 - Sunday 14 August 2011 8:49

Time for someone to go beyond the final frontier and get a job!

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By jumpshot23 | 0

#3105841 - Sunday 14 August 2011 8:49

Time for someone to go beyond the final frontier and get a job!

YourEvilHero | 12

#3106208 - Sunday 14 August 2011 9:29

well instead of making this fml you could have gone and gotten something to eat.

Jaimegirl | 7

#3106257 - Sunday 14 August 2011 9:37

Find a college across the country when you've graduated from high school. Haha

Jacobt24 | 19

#3106296 - Sunday 14 August 2011 9:43

Were you in Roswell by any chance? There's is pretty cool.

rustbucket93 | 0

#3106530 - Sunday 14 August 2011 10:47

lol come back in a couple years were building a new building for it

Yngve_fml | 9

#3106612 - Sunday 14 August 2011 11:15

Your parents sound like they would be great members of scientology! :D

Pixxio_O | 11

#3107019 - Sunday 14 August 2011 12:56

I was once abducted...

Trololololololo_fml | 7

#3107122 - Sunday 14 August 2011 13:22

Well... use your own money on food then? :S

cfalen | 0

#3107486 - Sunday 14 August 2011 15:38

Oh man their taco they have there are out of this world!

jessesgirl14 | 16

#3107962 - Sunday 14 August 2011 17:31

I thought the same thing, lol I'm from Roswell so I've seen all those museums. Pretty crazy

MrWhite139 | 0

#3108881 - Sunday 14 August 2011 22:00

My thoughts exactly.

steveakafranxy | 7

#3111551 - Monday 15 August 2011 9:52

#41 I no a good therapist, u want her #?

By allinicolesmh | 0

#3105849 - Sunday 14 August 2011 8:50

Ask your leader to make you a sandwich then..

By Dr_Jalepenos | 0

#3105861 - Sunday 14 August 2011 8:50

Don't they have alien shaped cookies there? Yum.

DrIDGAF | 7

#3105894 - Sunday 14 August 2011 8:53

No that's the other alien museum

By BruceL33 | 0

#3105871 - Sunday 14 August 2011 8:52

Ydi for not checking them in to a mental hospital.

By citymayer | 7

#3105899 - Sunday 14 August 2011 8:53

Why not just fake sick? It's easy, just make yourself throw up.*

*Disclaimer: For emergency use only.

limblessorphan | 4

#3106036 - Sunday 14 August 2011 9:04

He has nothing to throw up, he's hungry!

mjninety | 9

#3106381 - Sunday 14 August 2011 10:03

Bile

Mikonam_fml | 8

#3108202 - Sunday 14 August 2011 18:49

He's a she

ptrick718 | 1

#3109088 - Sunday 14 August 2011 23:18

Win^

By RabidBunny | 10

#3105924 - Sunday 14 August 2011 8:55

Paul! XD

UnknwnClassicGrl | 5

#3106306 - Sunday 14 August 2011 9:45

Jaja, who is voting down? Paul is awesome!!

fluorescentadole_fml | 8

#3107549 - Sunday 14 August 2011 15:57

omg that movie was unexpectedly great! I loved the crazy creationist girl's tshirt with a picture of jesus shooting darwin and saying "evolve this" XD

rustbucket93 | 0

#3108690 - Sunday 14 August 2011 20:46

haha loved it watched litery right before reading this best part is when she say demon and starts sing amazing grace

By DrIDGAF | 7

#3105928 - Sunday 14 August 2011 8:55

Should've come dressed as an alien...

By block1 | 2

#3105934 - Sunday 14 August 2011 8:56

Then pretend your a alien. And beam yourself up some sammiches

BIEBERSLAYER | 10

#3106283 - Sunday 14 August 2011 9:41

My grammar Nazi sense is tingling; there is no Sam or Mich in there, it should be spelled sandwiches.

WitchyArmyWife00 | 0

#3106330 - Sunday 14 August 2011 9:49

That's spelling not grammar.

Pixxio_O | 11

#3107027 - Sunday 14 August 2011 12:59

OMG are you serious!? I've been spelling it as "sandwitches" all my frigging life!!!..

lookALIVEsunshin_fml | 1

#3108011 - Sunday 14 August 2011 17:47

27 -
He's not a Grammar Nazi, he's a Spelling Spetsnaz.
;D

Noob30 | 0

#3116402 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 4:47

Stupid Spelling Spetsnaz thinks he's a Grammar Nazi, yet he missed the real grammar mistake!
You said "your an alien", it should be "you're an alien".