well instead of making this fml you could have gone and gotten something to eat.

Find a college across the country when you've graduated from high school. Haha

Were you in Roswell by any chance? There's is pretty cool.

lol come back in a couple years were building a new building for it

Your parents sound like they would be great members of scientology! :D

I was once abducted...

Well... use your own money on food then? :S

Oh man their taco they have there are out of this world!

I thought the same thing, lol I'm from Roswell so I've seen all those museums. Pretty crazy

My thoughts exactly.

#41 I no a good therapist, u want her #?

No that's the other alien museum

He has nothing to throw up, he's hungry!

Bile

He's a she

Win^

Jaja, who is voting down? Paul is awesome!!

omg that movie was unexpectedly great! I loved the crazy creationist girl's tshirt with a picture of jesus shooting darwin and saying "evolve this" XD

haha loved it watched litery right before reading this best part is when she say demon and starts sing amazing grace

My grammar Nazi sense is tingling; there is no Sam or Mich in there, it should be spelled sandwiches.

That's spelling not grammar.

OMG are you serious!? I've been spelling it as "sandwitches" all my frigging life!!!..

27 - He's not a Grammar Nazi, he's a Spelling Spetsnaz. ;D

Stupid Spelling Spetsnaz thinks he's a Grammar Nazi, yet he missed the real grammar mistake! You said "your an alien", it should be "you're an alien".