Intimacy: Today, My family and I were in New Orleans. We passed by all... - FML

By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 22:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, My family and I were in New Orleans. We passed by all of the naughty peep shows with posters of naked women everywhere on the way to dinner. At the restaurant, my dad asks me if that was the first pair of boobs I have seen. My mom butted in saying, "Nah, remember all that porn we found?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 76 818

You deserved it 27 324

Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment - Reply to : #

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

Metal1209 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:00

Well, now that your parents are clearly comfortable with you watching porn, why not ask them to take you to that peep show?

girlloveyoung 0

Send a private message

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:46

ouch! wow, that some odd way your parents can talk to you huh? =p (embarrassing)

Comments

girlloveyoung 0

Send a private message

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:46

ouch! wow, that some odd way your parents can talk to you huh? =p (embarrassing)

nolasaints 0

Monday 12 April 2010 5:13

gotta love nawlins!!! dats where I'm from!

Send a private message

Tuesday 4 May 2010 2:47

I went there in first grade and saw my first pair

kuyekandy 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 4:35

I live there to! haha! small world! :)

Send a private message

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:49

you should of kept that conversation going!, great dinner talk

Send a private message

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:50

"Thanks Mom and Dad, I remember now why I am a virgin"

JackTheRipper_fml 0

Send a private message

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:59

well delete the porn on that computer next time and they won't suspect you haven't seen boobs.

SadinSherman 16

Send a private message

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:52

It's too late now,they know

Metal1209 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:00

Well, now that your parents are clearly comfortable with you watching porn, why not ask them to take you to that peep show?

SpandexMan 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:01

They could have been bluffing to scare you into confessing.

Blazin247 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:01

atleast she wasnt angry but, that still sucks

Charons_Deckhand 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:12

Hahaha, sucker.

kwbuzz23wk 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:21

haha find a real vagina instead of watching porn in your parents house

seitosilver 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:26

She could have been joking

Nearly

Today, I realized that as I don’t have Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or any of the other things of the world today, this is my only contact with the world other than work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26

You deserved it 17

Today, I go back to school after the winter break. I went to bed at a normal time so I wouldn’t fall asleep in class. I woke up at 3 a.m. and I still have to get up at 6. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44

You deserved it 13

Spicy

Spicy

Today, I'm in love with a beautiful Russian woman. We are so compatible. However, I'm in a relationship though, in which my partner won't touch me or tell me she loves me. I'm in trouble every day for anything and everything. I'm faithful even though I've only had sex maybe 5 times in the last 4 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 175

You deserved it 106

Today, the colleague who I’ve been secretly fucking told me she was pregnant. She’d lied about being on birth control. She’s mad at me because I told her to get rid of it and is giving me the silent treatment. You know who else is gonna be mad? My wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 137

You deserved it 3 268