FML : Today, My family and I were in New Orleans. We passed by all of the naughty peep shows with posters of naked women everywhere on the way to dinner. At...

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Today, My family and I were in New Orleans. We passed by all of the naughty peep shows with posters of naked women everywhere on the way to dinner. At the restaurant, my dad asks me if that was the first pair of boobs I have seen. My mom butted in saying, "Nah, remember all that porn we found?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 3 April 2009 22:16 / United States

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By Metal1209 | 0

#80851 - Saturday 4 April 2009 03:00

Well, now that your parents are clearly comfortable with you watching porn, why not ask them to take you to that peep show?

By girlloveyoung | 0

#80800 - Saturday 4 April 2009 02:46

ouch! wow, that some odd way your parents can talk to you huh? =p (embarrassing)

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By girlloveyoung | 0

#80800 - Saturday 4 April 2009 02:46

ouch! wow, that some odd way your parents can talk to you huh? =p (embarrassing)

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nolasaints | 0

#978545 - Monday 12 April 2010 05:13

gotta love nawlins!!! dats where I'm from!

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sapiano | 0

#988097 - Tuesday 4 May 2010 02:47

I went there in first grade and saw my first pair

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kuyekandy | 0

#1191195 - Thursday 5 August 2010 04:35

I live there to! haha! small world! :)

By Serial_fml | 0

#80811 - Saturday 4 April 2009 02:49

you should of kept that conversation going!, great dinner talk

By ello_ello | 0

#80816 - Saturday 4 April 2009 02:50

"Thanks Mom and Dad, I remember now why I am a virgin"

By JackTheRipper_fml | 0

#80848 - Saturday 4 April 2009 02:59

well delete the porn on that computer next time and they won't suspect you haven't seen boobs.

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SadinSherman | 16

#2839624 - Thursday 7 July 2011 06:52

It's too late now,they know

By Metal1209 | 0

#80851 - Saturday 4 April 2009 03:00

Well, now that your parents are clearly comfortable with you watching porn, why not ask them to take you to that peep show?

By SpandexMan | 0

#80857 - Saturday 4 April 2009 03:01

They could have been bluffing to scare you into confessing.

By Blazin247 | 0

#80859 - Saturday 4 April 2009 03:01

atleast she wasnt angry but, that still sucks

By Charons_Deckhand | 0

#80901 - Saturday 4 April 2009 03:12

Hahaha, sucker.

By kwbuzz23wk | 0

#80929 - Saturday 4 April 2009 03:21

haha find a real vagina instead of watching porn in your parents house

By seitosilver | 0

#80941 - Saturday 4 April 2009 03:26

She could have been joking

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