FML : Today, my family and I visited my cousins in Virginia. When we arrived, we found that they already had guests over. I've stuttered my whole life, so when...

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Today, my family and I visited my cousins in Virginia. When we arrived, we found that they already had guests over. I've stuttered my whole life, so when they asked me what my name was, I stuttered for several seconds trying to say my name. Everyone burst out laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Odnel - / Saturday 27 July 2013 04:47 / United States - Arlington

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By xlord | 27

#5600458 - Saturday 27 July 2013 13:11

Tell them to go F-F-F-F-F-Fuck themselves

By Ali_Br_fml | 33

#5600460 - Saturday 27 July 2013 13:15

Don't worry about them OP, they're complete and total jerks. Your cousins are the worst! They KNOW about your problem & they still laugh at it. Yeah, I know families are mean and all, but someone who laughs at someone else just because they stutter (especially at your own family member in front of strangers/guests) is worth less than the dirt under my shoes.

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By xlord | 27

#5600458 - Saturday 27 July 2013 13:11

Tell them to go F-F-F-F-F-Fuck themselves

puggypark | 14

#5600621 - Saturday 27 July 2013 16:07

^^ agreed

A_Rogers_ | 2

#5600700 - Saturday 27 July 2013 17:18

And that they are d-d-d-douche bags

Booda_Shun | 28

#5600929 - Saturday 27 July 2013 19:59

I'm a f-f-f-f-fucking idiot.

Royalistic | 8

#5601117 - Saturday 27 July 2013 23:29

Simply a master plan.

green2go | 14

#5601779 - Sunday 28 July 2013 9:46

Anyone else think of cartman from southpark

buckerado | 19

#5602026 - Sunday 28 July 2013 15:43

Stewie Griffin walks up, pull out a gun, and says "This is the night bitches die."

Hipnog | 15

#5608218 - Thursday 1 August 2013 16:57

50, You shouldn't try to rip off comments.

thecman25 | 14

#6199873 - Wednesday 11 February 2015 23:14

everybody on this site does.....

By Ali_Br_fml | 33

#5600460 - Saturday 27 July 2013 13:15

moimoimoi125_fml | 11

#5600949 - Saturday 27 July 2013 20:14

I feel like it's even worse. I have the strong impression that OP's cousin's were like : "My cousin is comin' over. Wait until he tries to speak, it's fucking hilarious"

Sorry for you OP.

By grumpybr | 13

#5600461 - Saturday 27 July 2013 13:16

You need a new family, yours suck.

vipirius | 18

#5600755 - Saturday 27 July 2013 18:32

How about we make one together?

By Plastic_Stitchez | 25

#5600462 - Saturday 27 July 2013 13:16

That was completely rude of them

By buddy51 | 23

#5600464 - Saturday 27 July 2013 13:17

Sorry OP that your family and their friends are such ignorant asshatted buttmunchers. Clearly they aren't true Virginians who are by nature kind and friendly.

Next time, show them this list (http://www.stutteringhelp.org/famous-people-who-stutter) and tell them to go fuck themselves. They deserve to be bitch slapped into tomorrow!!

lunaluver666 | 7

#5600468 - Saturday 27 July 2013 13:20

I'm a Virginian and not all of us are nice!

Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#5600501 - Saturday 27 July 2013 13:37

I'm a Virginian and where I live (somewhat Northern VA but not Arlington or DC), there's a mix of nice people and complete assholes.

Sinamoi | 18

#5600629 - Saturday 27 July 2013 16:14

I can vouch for Hailey's comment, I live in her area as well.

jkmartinjk | 16

#5600727 - Saturday 27 July 2013 17:53

Not everyone is nice anywhere, obviously.

vipirius | 18

#5600757 - Saturday 27 July 2013 18:33

Except Canada.

jkmartinjk | 16

#5600796 - Saturday 27 July 2013 18:58

^ I'm Canadian. That's false.

neeni88 | 23

#5600903 - Saturday 27 July 2013 19:41

Yes, believe me, there are some asshole Canadians as well!

katdaiken | 16

#5601058 - Saturday 27 July 2013 22:21

I'm Canadian and I'm a complete bitch. So try again?

thecman25 | 14

#6199867 - Wednesday 11 February 2015 23:06

there are assholes everywhere......

By TwinkleToes7 | 15

#5600465 - Saturday 27 July 2013 13:17

That's not something to laugh about.. That's cruel!

ImAFaker | 29

#5601007 - Saturday 27 July 2013 21:19

Well it can be positive or nanananananananananegative

By gracehi | 31

#5600466 - Saturday 27 July 2013 13:18

Solution: Move to a new town and don't ever speak out loud. That way, everyone will find you terrifying rather than hilarious. Plus, you'll have wicked awesome theme music every time you ride by on your motorcycle.