Today, my extremely loud and nocturnal flatmate phoned me to tell me excitedly that he got an accordion for his birthday. FML
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BizzaroG
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Use him as an alarm clock ;)
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kazumaslayer666
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Would you enjoy being kept up until 4 in the morning by a loud beginner accordion player? it's one thing to play one well it's bad enough for most people, but to be bad at a bad instrument is not a double negative.
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noobgang7
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fail
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mcicycool
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accordions are beast!!!
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Boldmongoose
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OP should trade the acordian for a tuba and send him to Justin Bieber's house
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ryguy997
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GOOD LUCK SLEEPING!!!
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cater2U
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this is lame not the accordion the fml
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irsmeagol
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hahaha and a foghorn xD
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BUHLAWFOOLxD
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The fml is not so lame seeing as now he/she has to live with this annoying person playing an accordion all the time >.<
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Joey7361
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is he Mexican??
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captainkevineff
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he shouldn't have called you. he should have came home and played it. way less annoying.
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cokeorpepsi
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worst fml I've ever seen in my life. how did this bs get past the mods?
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GeoThermalSleuth
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And this I'd an FML because ... ?
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GeoThermalSleuth
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^ And I know, my dang iPhone spelled "Is" "I'd". I don't want to get verbally murdered by a bunch of insane grammer Nazis.
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GeoThermalSleuth
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Oh wait I read it wrong. I thought it said some friend got an Acordian. But your roomate got an Acordian. So yeah FYL! I would
A. Buy Earplugs
B. Move out as fast as possible
C. Take a bat and smash the Gould instrument to pieces.
A. Buy Earplugs
B. Move out as fast as possible
C. Take a bat and smash the Gould instrument to pieces.
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GeoThermalSleuth
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Wow another spellcheck error. Not "Gould" "Foul". I really need to fix my iPhone!
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richhart
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The worst you've ever seen in your entire life? Are you sure that's not a bit hyperbolic?
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anonhxc
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try eastern european
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georgiaboy01
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so r dogs in darth vader costumes
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cater2U
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no 55 this fml is still lame 120%
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UberFail79
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Get an attack dog. Train it to attack at the sound of an accordion. Solved.
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alleyx3
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uh what's a flatmate a roomate?
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mcgugs
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now THIS is a true-to-its-name FML. the gift that keeps on giving!
fyl, op. make him move out if he starts it.
fyl, op. make him move out if he starts it.
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idk_what_2_put
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mcicycool I love your darth pug
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u_killed_kenny_
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how the fuck is this an fml? unless u were sleeping......……
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bobby3130
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^^thats what the nocturnal part was for smart one.
and damn Brits and your flats be normal
and damn Brits and your flats be normal
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epound28
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I fail to see the problem. Accordions rock bro.
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woofis
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#5 ur pic is awesome
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bvxf
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25 wins
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majones
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@82 what does this have to do with conic sections?
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mrstomkaulitz
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I second this notion!
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mjk555
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second yay
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MetroidSlayer01
| 8
second until 100 people comment on number 1. enjoy your spot while you still have it.
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mattthew
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agree
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butterflywings12
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who cares about being second I hate it when people comment just to be first or second
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iowa3jumpman23
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beat his ass with a fuckin drum stick! lil wayne style
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uke_master
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Yeah lil wayne style, asking for protected custidy in jail because you are such a hard gangsta. lol
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superHydrate
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epic win
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ruinit
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i woulda said "fuck off" and hung up
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mattthew
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#5 yes they are..... but your pic isn't
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cokeorpepsi
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lol lil wayne is a fake ass bitch.
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massagenist
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whats a flatmate ? a hot girl with small boobs ? and does she put out ? if so im interested.
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BizzaroG
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Use him as an alarm clock ;)
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afatmonkey
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Tie him down and time the tv to turn on when Family Matters is on? The screaming would be a little too loud for me personally.....
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aardvarkish
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Awesome! I love Europian accordian music.
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ricosuave1106
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fyl. repeatedly.
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iowa3jumpman23
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you spelled the wrong
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TailsThePrower71
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Ouch!
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JackDark
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If he plays it at night, go in and slash the bit in the middle. He can't do that, so don't let him. Or, buy a tuba, and play it LOUDLY next to his bedroom during the day. Karma.
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TheSO
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Go inn? Theyre room mates.
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xNephilim
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Flat mates. As in apartment.
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twobridesinct
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I agree with snickerdoodles!