FML : Today, my extremely loud and nocturnal flatmate phoned me to tell me excitedly that he got an accordion for his birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - / Thursday 11 March 2010 15:24 / United Kingdom

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By BizzaroG | 0

#936711 - Thursday 11 March 2010 08:05

Use him as an alarm clock ;)

By kazumaslayer666 | 3

#937072 - Thursday 11 March 2010 09:26

Would you enjoy being kept up until 4 in the morning by a loud beginner accordion player? it's one thing to play one well it's bad enough for most people, but to be bad at a bad instrument is not a double negative.

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By noobgang7 | 5

#936701 - Thursday 11 March 2010 08:02

fail

mcicycool | 0

#936712 - Thursday 11 March 2010 08:05

accordions are beast!!!

Boldmongoose | 0

#936821 - Thursday 11 March 2010 08:19

OP should trade the acordian for a tuba and send him to Justin Bieber's house

ryguy997 | 0

#936914 - Thursday 11 March 2010 08:39

GOOD LUCK SLEEPING!!!

cater2U | 0

#936937 - Thursday 11 March 2010 08:44

this is lame not the accordion the fml

irsmeagol | 0

#936942 - Thursday 11 March 2010 08:45

hahaha and a foghorn xD

BUHLAWFOOLxD | 0

#936988 - Thursday 11 March 2010 08:55

The fml is not so lame seeing as now he/she has to live with this annoying person playing an accordion all the time >.<

Joey7361 | 0

#937049 - Thursday 11 March 2010 09:14

is he Mexican??

captainkevineff | 0

#937094 - Thursday 11 March 2010 09:35

he shouldn't have called you. he should have came home and played it. way less annoying.

cokeorpepsi | 0

#937097 - Thursday 11 March 2010 09:44

worst fml I've ever seen in my life. how did this bs get past the mods?

GeoThermalSleuth | 0

#937150 - Thursday 11 March 2010 09:58

And this I'd an FML because ... ?

GeoThermalSleuth | 0

#937157 - Thursday 11 March 2010 10:01

^ And I know, my dang iPhone spelled "Is" "I'd". I don't want to get verbally murdered by a bunch of insane grammer Nazis.

GeoThermalSleuth | 0

#937166 - Thursday 11 March 2010 10:05

Oh wait I read it wrong. I thought it said some friend got an Acordian. But your roomate got an Acordian. So yeah FYL! I would A. Buy Earplugs B. Move out as fast as possible C. Take a bat and smash the Gould instrument to pieces.

GeoThermalSleuth | 0

#937170 - Thursday 11 March 2010 10:07

Wow another spellcheck error. Not "Gould" "Foul". I really need to fix my iPhone!

richhart | 0

#937191 - Thursday 11 March 2010 10:17

The worst you've ever seen in your entire life? Are you sure that's not a bit hyperbolic?

anonhxc | 0

#937194 - Thursday 11 March 2010 10:17

try eastern european

georgiaboy01 | 0

#937283 - Thursday 11 March 2010 10:55

so r dogs in darth vader costumes

cater2U | 0

#937301 - Thursday 11 March 2010 11:03

no 55 this fml is still lame 120%

UberFail79 | 0

#937557 - Friday 12 March 2010 12:35

Get an attack dog. Train it to attack at the sound of an accordion. Solved.

alleyx3 | 0

#937928 - Friday 12 March 2010 03:27

uh what's a flatmate a roomate?

mcgugs | 0

#937968 - Friday 12 March 2010 03:39

now THIS is a true-to-its-name FML. the gift that keeps on giving! fyl, op. make him move out if he starts it.

idk_what_2_put | 0

#938010 - Friday 12 March 2010 03:55

mcicycool I love your darth pug

u_killed_kenny_ | 0

#938115 - Friday 12 March 2010 04:33

how the fuck is this an fml? unless u were sleeping......……

bobby3130 | 0

#938379 - Friday 12 March 2010 06:05

^^thats what the nocturnal part was for smart one. and damn Brits and your flats be normal

epound28 | 0

#938419 - Friday 12 March 2010 06:19

I fail to see the problem. Accordions rock bro.

woofis | 0

#938567 - Friday 12 March 2010 07:27

#5 ur pic is awesome

bvxf | 2

#938581 - Friday 12 March 2010 07:32

25 wins 

majones | 0

#938631 - Friday 12 March 2010 08:07

@82 what does this have to do with conic sections?

mrstomkaulitz | 0

#1035675 - Saturday 19 June 2010 07:33

I second this notion!

By mjk555 | 2

#936704 - Thursday 11 March 2010 08:03

second yay

MetroidSlayer01 | 8

#936772 - Thursday 11 March 2010 08:13

second until 100 people comment on number 1. enjoy your spot while you still have it.

mattthew | 0

#936956 - Thursday 11 March 2010 08:48

agree

butterflywings12 | 0

#939118 - Friday 12 March 2010 01:40

who cares about being second I hate it when people comment just to be first or second

By iowa3jumpman23 | 0

#936707 - Thursday 11 March 2010 08:04

beat his ass with a fuckin drum stick! lil wayne style

uke_master | 0

#936760 - Thursday 11 March 2010 08:11

Yeah lil wayne style, asking for protected custidy in jail because you are such a hard gangsta. lol

superHydrate | 4

#936916 - Thursday 11 March 2010 08:39

epic win

ruinit | 0

#936961 - Thursday 11 March 2010 08:49

i woulda said "fuck off" and hung up

mattthew | 0

#936967 - Thursday 11 March 2010 08:50

#5 yes they are..... but your pic isn't

cokeorpepsi | 0

#937115 - Thursday 11 March 2010 09:46

lol lil wayne is a fake ass bitch.

massagenist | 0

#937533 - Friday 12 March 2010 12:23

whats a flatmate ? a hot girl with small boobs ? and does she put out ? if so im interested.

By BizzaroG | 0

#936711 - Thursday 11 March 2010 08:05

Use him as an alarm clock ;)

afatmonkey | 0

#937214 - Thursday 11 March 2010 10:22

Tie him down and time the tv to turn on when Family Matters is on? The screaming would be a little too loud for me personally.....

By aardvarkish | 15

#936723 - Thursday 11 March 2010 08:07

Awesome! I love Europian accordian music.

By ricosuave1106 | 0

#936725 - Thursday 11 March 2010 08:07

fyl. repeatedly.

By iowa3jumpman23 | 0

#936727 - Thursday 11 March 2010 08:08

you spelled the wrong

By TailsThePrower71 | 3

#936728 - Thursday 11 March 2010 08:08

Ouch!

By JackDark | 0

#936733 - Thursday 11 March 2010 08:08

If he plays it at night, go in and slash the bit in the middle. He can't do that, so don't let him. Or, buy a tuba, and play it LOUDLY next to his bedroom during the day. Karma.