By anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:07 - United States

Today, my ex got arrested for stealing. His new girlfriend texted me asking if I could lend her money to bail him out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 324
You deserved it 1 954

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Give her a nickel and tell her not to spend it all in one place.

Either she is really brave or really Fucking stupid. Fyl op.

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I wouldn't lend her any money, that's her problem

Honestly it's not even her problem it's just his. The girlfriend should dump him too for being a thief.

well that was inappropriate of her.

Either she is really brave or really Fucking stupid. Fyl op.

or really desperate...just saying.

The guy is in jail, probably for doing something completely stupid.... That's not a desperate situation. And for him and his girl to ask the op for bail money is also completely ridiculous.

Why not both? If "Forest Gump" is to be believed, stupidity and courage go hand in hand.

Ehhh... Let's go with the latter

Give her a nickel and tell her not to spend it all in one place.

a nickel? damn i would have given a penny lol

Ask her if she needs a quarter to call someone who cares.

And that people, is what they call a burn.

"Sorry lady, you bought him, he's your problem now"

That's what I would respond with

#38 omg, your profile picture is creepy

lol right

Oh, No. Oh, Hell No!

You should give her your two cents.

Give her a dollar with the words "Fuck you" written on it. Super insensitive of her.

Or just don't give her the money and say that anyways.

Wow some nerve she has asking you for money for your ex it's her boyfriend now so he's her problem not yours. How and why does she even have your number? I hope you told her absolutely not OP you don't owe either of them anything.