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By Username - 14/03/2011 06:53

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home, she even took the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

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By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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By Into the darkness - 30/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend left me. When she moved out, she even took the light bulbs with her. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

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By skrewedguy - 08/12/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

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By red - 27/09/2012 11:37 - United States - Portland

Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when I threw him out a month ago. While here, he visited the restroom. Tonight, my shampoo smelled like urine. And he called at 11pm to say he'd ''rubbed one out'' on my new boyfriend's toothbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 15:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML

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By Tank - 16/07/2016 23:14 - Canada

Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML

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wicker75 0

Monday 14 March 2011 16:02

she took your beard trimmer so she could shave her own beard.

yuggi1 11

Monday 14 March 2011 15:57

Should had been there, OP. I can't believe you trusted her! She's your ex for a reason, remember that.

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CTVrhythmguitari 8

Monday 14 March 2011 16:10

at least you have nothing to lose anymore! :D

SkateboardGirl88 11

Monday 14 March 2011 16:13

Are you sure she didn't leave you because she was holding onto a VERY personal secret....

YoungDude32 2

Monday 14 March 2011 16:21

When women are hurt, they are Nucking Futs!! Learn it, know it.

TheJawsman 18

Monday 14 March 2011 16:23

Well, if you can prove ownership of any of the crap she stole, get her arrested...payback's a *itch.

jahr4mkr 1

Monday 14 March 2011 16:24

haha omg, that really sucks. i know someone whose ex-wife took all the doorknobs when she went.

joshosh420 2

Tuesday 15 March 2011 13:09

lmao

ILEUX 3

Monday 14 March 2011 16:25

oh no! not the beard trimmer! D:

FirstBornUnicorn 0

Monday 14 March 2011 16:27

THAT BITCH!!! How dare she take the shower head!! >:O

Butlermuffin 1

Monday 14 March 2011 16:43

Maybe she needed to trim her beard...

FirstBornUnicorn 0

Monday 14 March 2011 17:00

Or vag hairs.

QueenOfBoredom 0

Monday 14 March 2011 17:32

thats what i was thinking

quadder 0

Monday 14 March 2011 16:47

did she even take the ice cube trays? if she did than she really Is a sick bitch

thecovert 7

Monday 14 March 2011 16:48

Cheap payment to get rid of the idiot biatch.

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