Man up and brush up on your Mariokart skills. Stuff like that is way more important.

A mario kart pointer: hit people off the edge !

And then you realized there's a reason she's your ex.

Awh, you suck at relationships, AND mario-kart.? Wow.

& This is a FML why? Were you expecting your EX to stay the night and fuck your brains out? Grow up, she came over as a friend, to help out, not to screw you to make you feel better.

Just because you didn't win doesn't mean you should complain, she made you feel better kept your lonely ass company and offered to help cheer you up, she didn't have to but she did, she left because she has a life, simple stop complaining because you lost mariokart to a girl, Grow the fuck up.

Obviously, but you know.. it would have been nice.

Those damn banana peels with their beady eyes and boo ghosts can fuck your shit up in MarioKart every time.

Why would you want to be consoled by an ex when you broke up with another ex?

so why did you turn on the video game system?