By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 10:08 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mariokart, she decided to leave. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 095
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& This is a FML why? Were you expecting your EX to stay the night and fuck your brains out? Grow up, she came over as a friend, to help out, not to screw you to make you feel better.

And then you realized there's a reason she's your ex.

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Man up and brush up on your Mariokart skills. Stuff like that is way more important.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

A mario kart pointer: hit people off the edge !

And then you realized there's a reason she's your ex.

Awh, you suck at relationships, AND mario-kart.? Wow.

It had everything to do with consoling. They were playing it on a "console". :P

wow #40 that was retarded

HAHAHAHA TO THE GIRL ABOUT #40 HAHAHHAAH

& This is a FML why? Were you expecting your EX to stay the night and fuck your brains out? Grow up, she came over as a friend, to help out, not to screw you to make you feel better.

Ba-dum TCH!

No need to be such a bitch about it. I think You're the one who truly needs to grow up. Maybe learn to treat people a little better.

Just because you didn't win doesn't mean you should complain, she made you feel better kept your lonely ass company and offered to help cheer you up, she didn't have to but she did, she left because she has a life, simple stop complaining because you lost mariokart to a girl, Grow the fuck up.

dont be such a raging douche. seems to me someone took a massive shit on heart not to long Ago:( sad

Obviously, but you know.. it would have been nice.

Those damn banana peels with their beady eyes and boo ghosts can fuck your shit up in MarioKart every time.

Why would you want to be consoled by an ex when you broke up with another ex?

Hahahah!! I love the added 'one' :D

Some people are still friends with their ex's

so why did you turn on the video game system?