FML : Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved...

Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 26 December 2012 17:18 / Australia - Melbourne

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By Steve95401 | 48

#5283279 - Wednesday 26 December 2012 10:23

OP's cat is probably the only pussy he'll be getting.

By nuggetmonster | 12

#5283274 - Wednesday 26 December 2012 10:22

It looks like you and your cat helped him start his future as a crazy cat man.

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By nuggetmonster | 12

#5283274 - Wednesday 26 December 2012 10:22

It looks like you and your cat helped him start his future as a crazy cat man.

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml | 12

#5284045 - Thursday 27 December 2012 05:40

Haha! You do some crazy shit when you're drunk. XD

By AZbeastboSS | 2

#5283276 - Wednesday 26 December 2012 10:22

He's a drunk cat burglar!

UncleMuscles | 5

#5283851 - Thursday 27 December 2012 03:01

Drunk cat burglars have feelings too.

By Steve95401 | 48

#5283279 - Wednesday 26 December 2012 10:23

OP's cat is probably the only pussy he'll be getting.

accioshannon | 17

#5283285 - Wednesday 26 December 2012 10:25

He didn't even get the pussy, it said he TRIED.

cupcakeluv26 | 7

#5283324 - Wednesday 26 December 2012 10:41

The least he could have gotten was a pussy

CharresBarkrey | 15

#5283386 - Wednesday 26 December 2012 11:22

13 - Technically, the least he could have gotten was nothing.

Sly_Assassin | 11

#5284070 - Thursday 27 December 2012 05:58

WIN!! But I feel sorry for the Guy.. But that's only if OP ended the relationship

By accioshannon | 17

#5283280 - Wednesday 26 December 2012 10:23

Congrats on the engagement! :)

By sergentkyle | 12

#5283287 - Wednesday 26 December 2012 10:25

Did you call the cops? A similar thing happened to my sister, but she slapped the fuck out of him.

By abu4u | 26

#5283289 - Wednesday 26 December 2012 10:26

Talk about getting the Pussy one way or another.

LolPieRofl | 11

#5284015 - Thursday 27 December 2012 05:26

He couldnt get the pussy one way or the other, he tried.

By Epikouros | 31

#5283293 - Wednesday 26 December 2012 10:27

Sorry! I wanted to steal you, but I can't lift 300 pounds when I'm drunk.

By TheOnlyKittyKat | 15

#5283297 - Wednesday 26 December 2012 10:28

Crazy cat gent! O_o

By natalalaliee | 9

#5283303 - Wednesday 26 December 2012 10:30

I feel kinda bad for him though. He must have really been in a rough place. But the cat stealing was hilarious haha

Deadpoolscomedywriter | 6

#7412830 - Sunday 19 February 2017 05:24

right!!!

By Kiki242 | 19

#5283305 - Wednesday 26 December 2012 10:31

Did the cat scratch his face?

howdeedoo | 22

#5283333 - Wednesday 26 December 2012 10:48

Hopefully

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