Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML
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Steve95401
| 49
OP's cat is probably the only pussy he'll be getting.
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nuggetmonster
| 12
It looks like you and your cat helped him start his future as a crazy cat man.
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nuggetmonster
| 12
It looks like you and your cat helped him start his future as a crazy cat man.
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Haha! You do some crazy shit when you're drunk. XD
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AZbeastboSS
| 2
He's a drunk cat burglar!
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UncleMuscles
| 5
Drunk cat burglars have feelings too.
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Steve95401
| 49
OP's cat is probably the only pussy he'll be getting.
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accioshannon
| 17
He didn't even get the pussy, it said he TRIED.
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cupcakeluv26
| 7
The least he could have gotten was a pussy
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CharresBarkrey
| 15
13 - Technically, the least he could have gotten was nothing.
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Sly_Assassin
| 11
WIN!! But I feel sorry for the Guy.. But that's only if OP ended the relationship
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accioshannon
| 17
Congrats on the engagement! :)
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sergentkyle
| 12
Did you call the cops? A similar thing happened to my sister, but she slapped the fuck out of him.
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abu4u
| 26
Talk about getting the Pussy one way or another.
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LolPieRofl
| 11
He couldnt get the pussy one way or the other, he tried.
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Epikouros
| 31
Sorry! I wanted to steal you, but I can't lift 300 pounds when I'm drunk.
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TheOnlyKittyKat
| 15
Crazy cat gent! O_o
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natalalaliee
| 9
I feel kinda bad for him though. He must have really been in a rough place. But the cat stealing was hilarious haha
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right!!!
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Kiki242
| 19
Did the cat scratch his face?
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howdeedoo
| 22
Hopefully