By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 17:18 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML
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OP's cat is probably the only pussy he'll be getting.

It looks like you and your cat helped him start his future as a crazy cat man.

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It looks like you and your cat helped him start his future as a crazy cat man.

Haha! You do some crazy shit when you're drunk. XD

He's a drunk cat burglar!

Drunk cat burglars have feelings too.

OP's cat is probably the only pussy he'll be getting.

He didn't even get the pussy, it said he TRIED.

The least he could have gotten was a pussy

13 - Technically, the least he could have gotten was nothing.

WIN!! But I feel sorry for the Guy.. But that's only if OP ended the relationship

Congrats on the engagement! :)

Did you call the cops? A similar thing happened to my sister, but she slapped the fuck out of him.

Talk about getting the Pussy one way or another.

He couldnt get the pussy one way or the other, he tried.

Sorry! I wanted to steal you, but I can't lift 300 pounds when I'm drunk.

Crazy cat gent! O_o

I feel kinda bad for him though. He must have really been in a rough place. But the cat stealing was hilarious haha

Did the cat scratch his face?

Hopefully