FML : Today, my ex-boyfriend convinced my current boyfriend to break up with me because "bros before hoes". They met for the first time last week. FML

Today, my ex-boyfriend convinced my current boyfriend to break up with me because "bros before hoes". They met for the first time last week. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By why - / Thursday 4 October 2018 07:30 / United States

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By Kyrstin Budd | 11

#7703830 - Thursday 4 October 2018 15:10

Sounds like you dodged a bullet on both accounts.

By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7698220 - Monday 24 September 2018 3:47

To Hell with both of them. You'll find the right guy eventually, OP.

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7698220 - Monday 24 September 2018 3:47

To Hell with both of them. You'll find the right guy eventually, OP.

By Kyrstin Budd | 11

#7703830 - Thursday 4 October 2018 15:10

Sounds like you dodged a bullet on both accounts.

By onceuponatime456 | 13

#7703846 - Thursday 4 October 2018 16:08

Why is this being re-posted? I read it at least 2 weeks ago!

BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7703947 - Thursday 4 October 2018 19:41

First time was probably in the Nearly FML section. That's where I read it, and posted my comment.

By ameliakate | 8

#7703848 - Thursday 4 October 2018 16:09

True bros before tha hoes

BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7704676 - Saturday 6 October 2018 13:52

If you live by that rule, you must never get laid.

By Jorn van der Ar | 7

#7703914 - Thursday 4 October 2018 18:16

Keep dating idiots and your life will be always like that.

By Inline4 | 7

#7703924 - Thursday 4 October 2018 18:50

Guess they are brothers from different mothers

By TxKitten79 | 4

#7703968 - Thursday 4 October 2018 20:13

If it was that easy, he wasn't all that into you and you're lucky to find out now rather than later.

By mekiswrite | 17

#7703969 - Thursday 4 October 2018 20:16

Maybe don't introduce your current boyfriend to your ex next time.

By BeachMammal | 5

#7703995 - Thursday 4 October 2018 21:15

He'd fit in with the Senate Republicans.

By LAUGHINGKOMODO | 25

#7704100 - Friday 5 October 2018 5:37

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