By burn in hell - United Kingdom - Cambridge
Today, my estranged mother texted me saying, "Gran died, LOL." My grandmother and I were fairly close, so I was shocked and disgusted. I gave her the benefit of the doubt and asked if she knew what "LOL" meant. She did. FML
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  bones_17  |  5

Lots of lame ^

  MURIKKA  |  11

7- There was actually something about that on NPR. Some guy's kid told him it meant lots of love and he would send people emails saying things like, "I'm so sorry that Hank cheated on you. I'll be here for you if you need anything. LOL" and it took him like 6 months to figure it out.

  Shrike  |  22

I'm pretty sure OP asked explicitly. The "estranged" part backs up the assumption that the mom's a cold-blooded bitch. She probably got disowned by the rest of the family for it.

  thats_my_job  |  11

I actually agree with 85. Doesn't say who was estranged just that their mom was estranged. Could be that OP just walked away from all of them. Considering the LOL I'm not blaming them if they did. My deepest sympathy OP. it's hard to lose someone you are close to.

  CustardAndPie  |  13

#106, "my estranged mother" just means "estranged from me", not "estranged from everyone". Otherwise, how would the mother have know about the dead gran before the daughter?
It's more likely that the daughter is the disowned one/the one estranged from the family.

  doctorhook86  |  24

57: #71 is right; telling people that LOL is short for "Lots of love" is like telling someone that "cunt" is short for "country". It's technically true, but also totally wrong.

For example: "The USA has sent troops to many cunts," and, "Today looks like a fine day for a picnic in the cunt."

  gc327072  |  29

Allow me, Pretty_Pink_lady

I love cunt music.
I'm in another cunt right now I'll call you back.
I'm gonna drive across the cunt.
See that logic?


  SApprentice  |  33

132- No, it wasn't a reference to another FML. It is a common joke, and one that the very rare older person may actually believe to be true. It was in an FML, but that's probably not where they're getting it.

  MiloBear  |  11

I know a few people who use LOL as lots of love. They weren't tricked by someone; they know the other meaning for it but they prefer the love version.

  sylar88_fml  |  1

57 is right, "LOL" can be Misinterpret as "lots of love" I found out this out a couple years ago when my mother got her first iPhone and I texted her "lol" a lot for " laugh out loud" and when she found out what "lol" meant the way I used it she was a little bummed because she thought I was trying to cheer her up with lol.

  SongBiird  |  6

Someone that is "psychopathic" does not make them a cunt, kind sir. For a cunt is a sex button and psychopathic is someone who is mentally disturbed. As for OP, I'm really sorry for your grandma. Your mom does not appear to be very supportive.

  Shrike  |  22

She's sociopathic and a cunt. Yes, sociopathic, not psychopathic - learn to read. When did I say the two are mutually inclusive? Are you stoned out of your mind right now, or did you think, when you were writing that nonsensical train-wreck of a comment, that you were actually being witty?

I get the feeling that if I'd called her a "bitch", you'd have told me a bitch is a female dog and feigned confusion. And did you really just call a vagina a "sex button"?!

  Futacy  |  29

63- Did JB and Snooki come to your house and eat your family, or did they just brutally murder your sense or humor? JB jokes are never funny and Snooks jokes are outdated, and they also help determine whether you lied about your age to register on this site. I hope you weren't actually expecting thumbs up because if someone dies, it's no laughing matter, end of story.


70 - I agree 100%, I fucking hate Justin Bieber, The Jersey Whore cast and most singers these days for having no goddamn talent. But I wouldn't want them to die, As much as I joke about it.