By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 10:16 - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML
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Samandra 4

Serenading you while drunk is sweet? It would have been a lot sweeter if he was sober. He probably would have remembered which window was yours, too.

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CherryLipBalm 1

At least you have a boyfriend who cares about you(:

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DocBastard 38

I can't wait until this happens to me with my daughter's boyfriend. I have an axe, a shovel, and a tombstone all ready and waiting.

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rooney0710 5

Your going to kill him cause he loves your daughter

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

18- I'm just guessing here, but I would think it'd be more to do with the fact that he's drunk and outside of their house at night.

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DocBastard 38

Rooney - A) I'm sure you meant "you're". B) I'm sure you realise it's a joke, right? Or is it?

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Trisha_aus 15

Lucky little miss bastard

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jovizzle 8

Everybody sit back and listen to the Doctor; that's a how a real man handles his daughters' youthful escapades with the opposite sex. Spot on.

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rooney0710 5

He must not be the brightest bulb in the bunch because he managed to hit the window

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klovely22 13

The point of throwing rocks at the window, is to hit the window.

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Branflakes78 13

17 you are the one thats not the brightest bulb of the bunch because the point is to hit the window

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

It also would've been sweet if he hadn't been drunk.

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lovepandorasaver 11

Dad "what the hell you want??" drunky "can I do this to her window too?"

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andiewithlove 21

The FML would have been funnier for us if the window had cracked or broken.......then again that might be too cliché...

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awkward_gothlady 32

I'm actually surprised it didn't break if there were actual rocks being thrown at the window...

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perdix 29

Dump him!!!! He's cheating on you with your dad!!!

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DocBastard 38

Occam's razor - The simplest explanation is usually the correct one. Perdix's razor - The most perverse explanation is usually the correct one.

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perdix 29

Freud says there are no mistakes.

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KiddNYC1O 20

He could've thrown a horse! (Family Guy)

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