FML : Today, my drinking problem became apparent when my daughter asked for a glass of juice, and I instinctively poured a large glass of scotch instead. FML

Today, my drinking problem became apparent when my daughter asked for a glass of juice, and I instinctively poured a large glass of scotch instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 17 February 2015 01:04 / United States - Oakland

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By marulicko | 19

#6204858 - Tuesday 17 February 2015 10:08

Ok, definitely time to get help...

By ruckfules85 | 34

#6204860 - Tuesday 17 February 2015 10:11

Really good you caught your mistake instead of giving it to her.

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By fortune789 | 17

#6204857 - Tuesday 17 February 2015 10:07

Sounds like you need a drink.

xxNIGHTxx_fml | 17

#6204887 - Tuesday 17 February 2015 10:32

Sounds like they need to stop.

_cameronkc_ | 17

#6204974 - Tuesday 17 February 2015 15:12

sounds like 15 is a bit butthurt. get a sense of humor, this is funny

MRSwick2525 | 23

#6204979 - Tuesday 17 February 2015 15:29

Are you serious #37? This is funny? Guess you have not had a loved one pass away because if this type of problem.

SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#6205066 - Tuesday 17 February 2015 18:38

I have, but it doesn't mean that I can't laugh at a good alcoholism joke or that I'll completely disregard my loved one.

kazthesb | 10

#6205853 - Wednesday 18 February 2015 13:57

I think everyone needs to relax. #1 was just being ironic

joeyl2008 | 29

#6506097 - Saturday 9 January 2016 22:25

Damn 39. It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard.

By marulicko | 19

#6204858 - Tuesday 17 February 2015 10:08

Ok, definitely time to get help...

TheMalygos | 21

#6204892 - Tuesday 17 February 2015 10:37

I completely agree with @2
Go get some help OP

JayVicious | 20

#6206675 - Thursday 19 February 2015 11:25

yes OP you should probably seek help.....after this next drink.

By ruckfules85 | 34

#6204860 - Tuesday 17 February 2015 10:11

Really good you caught your mistake instead of giving it to her.

Vegetarian27 | 24

#6204891 - Tuesday 17 February 2015 10:36

It doesn't say that OP didn't give it to her. Maybe they did and the daughter told them to get help.

Jackimo98 | 24

#6205402 - Wednesday 18 February 2015 1:55

At least any child young enough to be asking her mom to pour them some juice wouldn't have made it any farther than a sip

By IceMan11 | 23

#6204863 - Tuesday 17 February 2015 10:12

Should pour a glass of juice and top with vodka. Get it right guy.

EatUrGreens | 20

#6204880 - Tuesday 17 February 2015 10:28

I knew some people were ignorant but not to this level omg..

By Blue_Black_fml | 21

#6204865 - Tuesday 17 February 2015 10:13

I hope you this makes you realize that you need to be a responsible parent and quit drinking.

By sarah5745 | 41

#6204866 - Tuesday 17 February 2015 10:13

Get help ASAP

By icedexplosion | 19

#6204867 - Tuesday 17 February 2015 10:13

That would've been a nasty surprise

By winchestinalock | 21

#6204868 - Tuesday 17 February 2015 10:14

The first step is acknowledging it so I guess you're there

By ThatDamHuntress | 20

#6204872 - Tuesday 17 February 2015 10:17

So, I'm Guessing you were drunk? Hopefully she did not take a sip yet.

By jett0001 | 13

#6204876 - Tuesday 17 February 2015 10:22

Well, how old is your daughter though?? Haha.

siggy_mcsigx | 18

#6204958 - Tuesday 17 February 2015 14:13

Young enough for a parent to pour her juice.

annarcheer | 19

#6204961 - Tuesday 17 February 2015 14:29

Sometimes I will ask my dad if he can get me something to drink if he's already in the kitchen getting himself something.

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