By officeditz - 04/06/2015 01:59 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, my District Manager was impressed by all the appointments in my upcoming calendar. Bubbling with pride, I blurted out "Oh, I just love to have all my slots filled!" The awkward silence was only broken by "That's what she said!" from the next cubicle. FML
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That's actually fricken funny

Glad to see you enjoy work. Not everyone can be happy with what they do. :)

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Sounds like your foot wasn't the only thing going in your mouth! But seriously, everyone says embarrassing stuff like that. Just laugh it off.

is your name Jeff??

Is this supposed to be a 22 jump street reference?

That's actually fricken funny

Glad to see you enjoy work. Not everyone can be happy with what they do. :)

Did the DM laugh too?

District Manager: *Giggles silently*

This is the best example of speaking before you think. You may be embarrassed, but you should do this more often for the sake of people around you. "That's what she said" needs to come back in full force.

That's what she said.

At least there's a sense of humor in your workplace!

At least you enjoy your work, that can't be said for a lot of people ;)

I'm sure you do, you dirty little whore.