Work: Today, my District Manager was impressed by all the appointments...

By officeditz - 04/06/2015 01:59 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, my District Manager was impressed by all the appointments in my upcoming calendar. Bubbling with pride, I blurted out "Oh, I just love to have all my slots filled!" The awkward silence was only broken by "That's what she said!" from the next cubicle. FML

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RickySleeves 20

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Thursday 4 June 2015 19:03

That's actually fricken funny

TheTardis123 11

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Thursday 4 June 2015 19:03

Glad to see you enjoy work. Not everyone can be happy with what they do. :)

jimmer23 21

Thursday 4 June 2015 18:58

Sounds like your foot wasn't the only thing going in your mouth! But seriously, everyone says embarrassing stuff like that. Just laugh it off.

keiNan_fml 35

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Thursday 4 June 2015 18:58

is your name Jeff??

mmmxr 11

Thursday 4 June 2015 22:47

Is this supposed to be a 22 jump street reference?

RickySleeves 20

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Thursday 4 June 2015 19:03

That's actually fricken funny

TheTardis123 11

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Thursday 4 June 2015 19:03

Glad to see you enjoy work. Not everyone can be happy with what they do. :)

xdafuze 12

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Thursday 4 June 2015 19:03

Did the DM laugh too?

cooltatgar 31

Thursday 4 June 2015 19:04

District Manager: *Giggles silently*

MrConcise 34

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Thursday 4 June 2015 19:05

This is the best example of speaking before you think. You may be embarrassed, but you should do this more often for the sake of people around you. "That's what she said" needs to come back in full force.