Today, my demented asswipe of a lab partner thought it'd be funny to replace the birthday gift I bought for my girlfriend with the large intestine of a recently-dissected dog. My girlfriend nearly fainted when she opened the gift box, and accused me of planning the whole thing. FML
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Nordrag
| 25
As far as pranks go, anything that fucks with a gift for someone else is taking it to far.
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slooby_fml
| 25
Create an...experiment...for your lab partner
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mspiggy3712
| 11
That sucks!
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slooby_fml
| 25
Create an...experiment...for your lab partner
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jjessen
| 20
I heard raw eggs and orange juice go really well with coffee. why don't you give your lab partner a glass :D
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mrdinofly
| 6
"An eye for an eye makes the world blind"
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slooby_fml
| 25
56 - If you let people pick on you, you get the reputation of being an easy target. Let people know that you're not one to mess with
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jjessen
| 20
It appears my joke flew over most people's heads. When orange juice and raw eggs are mixed with coffee, it creates an explosion, thus creating a sort of chemical revenge :P
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Snowlight_fml
| 7
*Of your lab partner.
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deathskittlez
| 6
You mean "from" said lab partner...
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Nordrag
| 25
As far as pranks go, anything that fucks with a gift for someone else is taking it to far.
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swordidfate
| 13
Maybe suggesting where he got the intestines from?
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Gokushivum
| 11
"From a recently dissected dog"
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emeraldisle
| 30
That guy has a twisted sense of humour.
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twinkiefeets
| 17
Why are you dissecting dogs.
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inthedopeshow
| 17
Probably because it's a required lab in OP's biology (or similar science) class.
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greenfishbait
| 19
It's definitely not unheard of. Most advanced science classes have to dissect dogs,cats,rats, pigs, etc.
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ShyAnn29
| 14
I took a vet class, and I dissected cats, it was pretty cool too!
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AmberAusgeflippt
| 13
To get an education. Try it.
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s_reel16
| 16
She should believe that you didnt do it...
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MidnaLink
| 31
Sadly… even OP planning this is not out of the realm of the inconceivable. Not that he did it, of course.
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golden_warrior
| 23
It's a good prank OP but he should have done it to you and not your girl friend.
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shadowedpixie
| 19
You need to get that person back for this, BIG time!
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jamnglamgirlie
| 17
blood must be shed.
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QQmore_fml
| 18
That's what stated this whole thing...
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olpally
| 32
Regift it and go dump that on his head. Asshole.