FML : Today, my demented asswipe of a lab partner thought it'd be funny to replace the birthday gift I bought for my girlfriend with the large intestine of a...

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Today, my demented asswipe of a lab partner thought it'd be funny to replace the birthday gift I bought for my girlfriend with the large intestine of a recently-dissected dog. My girlfriend nearly fainted when she opened the gift box, and accused me of planning the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - / Friday 28 June 2013 17:34 / Nigeria - Lagos

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By Nordrag | 25

#5557159 - Saturday 29 June 2013 2:05

As far as pranks go, anything that fucks with a gift for someone else is taking it to far.

By slooby_fml | 25

#5557156 - Saturday 29 June 2013 2:04

Create an...experiment...for your lab partner

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By mspiggy3712 | 11

#5557147 - Saturday 29 June 2013 2:02

That sucks!

By slooby_fml | 25

#5557156 - Saturday 29 June 2013 2:04

Create an...experiment...for your lab partner

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jjessen | 20

#5557216 - Saturday 29 June 2013 2:33

I heard raw eggs and orange juice go really well with coffee. why don't you give your lab partner a glass :D

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mrdinofly | 6

#5558282 - Saturday 29 June 2013 21:21

"An eye for an eye makes the world blind"

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slooby_fml | 25

#5558313 - Saturday 29 June 2013 21:57

56 - If you let people pick on you, you get the reputation of being an easy target. Let people know that you're not one to mess with

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jjessen | 20

#5558316 - Saturday 29 June 2013 22:03

It appears my joke flew over most people's heads. When orange juice and raw eggs are mixed with coffee, it creates an explosion, thus creating a sort of chemical revenge :P

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Snowlight_fml | 7

#5562723 - Tuesday 2 July 2013 19:55

*Of your lab partner.

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deathskittlez | 6

#5568631 - Saturday 6 July 2013 22:15

You mean "from" said lab partner...

By Nordrag | 25

#5557159 - Saturday 29 June 2013 2:05

As far as pranks go, anything that fucks with a gift for someone else is taking it to far.

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swordidfate | 13

#5559377 - Sunday 30 June 2013 18:12

Maybe suggesting where he got the intestines from?

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Gokushivum | 11

#6181936 - Saturday 24 January 2015 1:55

"From a recently dissected dog"

By emeraldisle | 30

#5557164 - Saturday 29 June 2013 2:07

That guy has a twisted sense of humour.

By twinkiefeets | 17

#5557167 - Saturday 29 June 2013 2:08

Why are you dissecting dogs.

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inthedopeshow | 17

#5557200 - Saturday 29 June 2013 2:23

Probably because it's a required lab in OP's biology (or similar science) class.

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greenfishbait | 19

#5557284 - Saturday 29 June 2013 3:37

It's definitely not unheard of. Most advanced science classes have to dissect dogs,cats,rats, pigs, etc.

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ShyAnn29 | 14

#5557368 - Saturday 29 June 2013 4:59

I took a vet class, and I dissected cats, it was pretty cool too!

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AmberAusgeflippt | 13

#5557584 - Saturday 29 June 2013 7:24

To get an education. Try it.

By s_reel16 | 16

#5557169 - Saturday 29 June 2013 2:08

She should believe that you didnt do it...

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MidnaLink | 31

#5557565 - Saturday 29 June 2013 7:04

Sadly… even OP planning this is not out of the realm of the inconceivable. Not that he did it, of course.

By golden_warrior | 23

#5557177 - Saturday 29 June 2013 2:11

It's a good prank OP but he should have done it to you and not your girl friend.

By shadowedpixie | 19

#5557179 - Saturday 29 June 2013 2:11

You need to get that person back for this, BIG time!

By jamnglamgirlie | 17

#5557195 - Saturday 29 June 2013 2:21

blood must be shed.

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QQmore_fml | 18

#5557215 - Saturday 29 June 2013 2:32

That's what stated this whole thing...

By olpally | 32

#5557196 - Saturday 29 June 2013 2:21

Regift it and go dump that on his head. Asshole.

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