Kids: Today, my daughter's biggest aspiration is to create a time machine... - FML

By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:32 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my daughter's biggest aspiration is to create a time machine for the sole purpose of going to the '70s to see the Ramones in concert. FML

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Cabra_cadabra 13

Thursday 25 October 2018 10:06

Id do the same

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Cabra_cadabra 13

Thursday 25 October 2018 10:06

Id do the same

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Today, I ate an apple. It was good. It was red. inside was not red. red is cool. cool things are red. I like pizza. pizza is good. pizza has the letter Z in it. Z is a cool letter. I like Z. I wonder why zzz means sleeping. Sleeping has an S and not a Z. I like winning. Winning is good. Losing is bad. Bad is not good. FML

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