Today, my daughter's biggest aspiration is to create a time machine for the sole purpose of going to the '70s to see the Ramones in concert. FML I agree, your life sucks 38618 I agree, your life sucks 38618 You deserved it 9314 You deserved it 9314 6 1 0 27 By Anonymous - / Tuesday 30 July 2013 01:32 / United States - Los Angeles
Today, my five year old sister won't stop saying, "shit buckle fuckle ton." My boyfriend's excuse was that he was teaching her how to rhyme. FML I agree, your life sucks 30035 I agree, your life sucks 30035 You deserved it 3292 You deserved it 3292 43
Today, it snowed in South Carolina for the first time in 10 years. It snowed eight whole inches! I was so excited, I yelled for my kids and ran outside... I agree, your life sucks 35362 I agree, your life sucks 35362 You deserved it 6017 You deserved it 6017 284
Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling,... I agree, your life sucks 39188 I agree, your life sucks 39188 You deserved it 8220 You deserved it 8220 330
Australia Today, I am yet again doing two management jobs for minimum wage. Whilst drowning in paperwork, a coworker asked me asked me to "be a dear" and file and...
Today, I needed to grab something from the garage. As soon as the door closed, I heard a little click sound. My one year old seems to have figured out... I agree, your life sucks 12 I agree, your life sucks 12 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
United Kingdom Today, I sharted. While I was naked. Standing on a new carpet in my girlfriend's bedroom. In front of my girlfriend. FML
Canada Today, we left the cat alone all day for the first time in months, and came back home 11.5 hours later to three enormous puddles of vomit. We then spent...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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