Today, my daughter's biggest aspiration is to create a time machine for the sole purpose of going to the '70s to see the Ramones in concert. FML I agree, your life sucks 38644 I agree, your life sucks 38644 You deserved it 9320 You deserved it 9320 6 1 0 27 By Anonymous - / Tuesday 30 July 2013 01:32 / United States - Los Angeles
Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML I agree, your life sucks 25111 I agree, your life sucks 25111 You deserved it 3775 You deserved it 3775 138
Today, I discovered that my daughter refuses to eat, but not because she's anorexic. Apparently, her health class has learned about the digestive system... I agree, your life sucks 28711 I agree, your life sucks 28711 You deserved it 2660 You deserved it 2660 161
Today, I went to announce to my son that I am pregnant again. After I told him, he looks up and yells: "fuck this shit!" and walks out of the room. My... I agree, your life sucks 69872 I agree, your life sucks 69872 You deserved it 28778 You deserved it 28778 234
Today I was saddened to realize my favorite pubic hair had fallen out. Then I was even more saddened by the realization I have a favorite public hair.... I agree, your life sucks 246 I agree, your life sucks 246 You deserved it 550 You deserved it 550 13
Today, I had been feeling very ill, so I asked my partner to clean the house whilst I got some rest. Instead of touching any of the cleaning, he gamed... I agree, your life sucks 1120 I agree, your life sucks 1120 You deserved it 129 You deserved it 129 23
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, I got on the bus and the driver said I didn't have to pay since the ticket machine was broken. I was happy to have saved £2.40 until i realised...
Today, my infant son refused to let me put him down for two minutes while I ate breakfast this morning. I was in a hurry to get to an event as it was,...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
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