FML : Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!"...

Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML

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By dad - / Monday 29 June 2009 16:38 / United States

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By withered | 30

#7605134 - Wednesday 28 February 2018 10:14

I think that's something you should want to hear. Your daughter is having sex responsibly. That is a good thing.

By ashlyrose45 | 12

#7611465 - Thursday 15 March 2018 2:45

better than running in yelling she's pregnant

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By withered | 30

#7605134 - Wednesday 28 February 2018 10:14

I think that's something you should want to hear. Your daughter is having sex responsibly. That is a good thing.

By ashlyrose45 | 12

#7611465 - Thursday 15 March 2018 2:45

better than running in yelling she's pregnant

By Catto-Golden | 23

#7712145 - Monday 22 October 2018 4:07

Dude, just because she takes birth control doesn't mean she's having sex, especially not that she's having sex right this minute

By JackFaire | 21

#7744381 - Friday 28 December 2018 13:15

As a father that's something I would want to hear. Much better than "You're gonna be a grandpa"

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