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Agreed. Darwin
Your child is not going to survive.
Thank god

Uh. Pardon?

This makes me think of mean girls.

Still not as bad as the time she forgot how to breath.

Tell her if she knows how to spell
D-U-M-B-A-S-S.

Is her name Karen Smith?

Did you drop her when she was younger?

A little to hard on the head, don't you think?

Blonde i'm guessing.

For every time she spells it wrong throw an orange at her

You must mean "ask her" you illiterate moron!

Wait. Wait. Wait. who's Darwin.

138- I think #7 is referring to Charles Darwin and his theory of natural selection. Meaning that she is an unevolved specimen and will not make it whilst us more evovled creatures are still in the same area as her, she hasn't developed the tools that are necessary to stay alive. That's how I took it, I could be and am most likely wrong though in assuming this is what she meant.

OP, if you didn't drop her on her head when she was younger, then try dropping her on her head now. Who knows, maybe she will get smarter.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore ..

I bet her dad vaccums lawns.

Nope. They're referring to the Darwin Awards, official awards given to only the dumbest of the dumb, the truest and most forthcoming chlorinators of the gene pool! Google it, some of the winners are actually pretty fail (one guy lost a bus full of insane asylum patients. He gathered random people onto the bus and drove them to the asylum. He won the #1 Darwin award of 2009).


Anyways, the Darwins are like the awards for dumbfucks.

I just read that fml... Lol funny comment

60 - I guess Damien didn't answer her in English class, so she had to ask her dad.

Some women just BELONG in the kitchen

Why would my mom post this! I just thought there was a difference. Excuse me for thinking outside the box.

The problem is, you don't breath, you breathe :)

HAHAHAHAHA

ask***

the profile picture makes this even funnier

professor genius.

if she's 16 why'd she even have to ask how to spell orange in the first place?...

-70...I'm guessing she's not too smart

I'm so glad that I'm not one of the idiotic teenagers of my generation.

a lot of teens ARE smart. not all are idiots.

Same I'm 17 and I'm actually pretty smart compared to some of my classmates.

Show her annoying orange >:)

The orange does not fall far from the tree.

Aaahh hey 143, I see what you did there!!

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If she was a professor, why'd she have to ask how to spell orange?

#70, shes just not the brightest knife in the crayon box

congratulations?

That's a fail of epic proportions

I'm going to guess that she is a full blood blonde

My cat is orange (note it's the color not the fruit which is spelled orange. Learn the difference!

I don't want to live on this planet anymore!

Whenever I don't know if I should say the color or the flavor of a drink (like lemon gatorade or yellow gatorade) I always just say orange

Nothing rymes with orange

Nothing rymes with orange

Here, have a orange lozenge.

For her next lesson, tell her the colour brown is spelt S-H-I-T.

Your picture fits so well with this FML

Lovely world isn't it?

Like mother like daughter.

You sir are a bit too blonde!

she probably won the spelling bee when she was younger...

Lawlss!!

Beat her with a bag of oranges till she understands.

Nothing says "I love you" like a tender kiss with the back of your hand.

A kiss with a fist is better than none

It's not your life that sucks, it's your highly intelligent offspring's that does.

Was this supposed to be ironic?