Today, my date took nearly 10 minutes to get an erection, had...

By Anonymous - 23/06/2019 16:18

Today, my date took nearly 10 minutes to get an erection, had to be shown where the entrance to my vagina was, since he kept missing it and poking me in the thigh, he orgasmed after only 3 thrusts, fell asleep straight away, then an hour later had the nerve to ask if I’d had fun too. FML

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TCRII 29

Sunday 23 June 2019 16:21

Sounds like you deflowered him.

MellyPatrelli 9

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Sunday 23 June 2019 20:34

Not always. He could have been really nervous if it was his first time

TCRII 29

Sunday 23 June 2019 16:21

Sounds like you deflowered him.

PhoenixChick 26

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Sunday 23 June 2019 19:54

The part that seems off is taking awhile to get an erection. Isn't the general rule that more inexperienced dudes are more, ahem, eager? Unless we're talking a senior citizen virgin.

MellyPatrelli 9

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Sunday 23 June 2019 20:34

Not always. He could have been really nervous if it was his first time

Hempseed 26

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Thursday 27 June 2019 4:09

You say that as though you believe that men have any sort of control over whether or not their dick gets hard.

Dodge4x4Ram 46

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Sunday 23 June 2019 16:38

You were responsible for an amazing night, be proud of that. Look at the positive side of it.

Guy Oakley 8

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Sunday 23 June 2019 16:53

Should have taken matters into your own hands then said I did now😂

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 23 June 2019 18:01

He’s probably gay and too polite to reject you.

Shah Rozz 5

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Sunday 23 June 2019 18:24

Well tbrh I think you should have told him that he doesn't like did it the right way. How would you have fun.

Charlie Given 25

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Sunday 23 June 2019 19:39

Well he's probably was a virgin or really inexperienced don't hold it against him he could be a great guy who just needs practice 😉

mekiswrite 21

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Sunday 23 June 2019 20:08

You were still there an hour later?

alycion 38

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Monday 24 June 2019 11:07

Maybe it was OP’s place.

Sady_Ct 37

Sunday 23 June 2019 23:17

Maybe he has a malfunction issue and as such has a lack of experience. Either way FHL too.

jbuckets_404 38

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Sunday 23 June 2019 23:34

You let him fall asleep after THREE thrusts?! I (were I a woman) would've slapped his silly ass awake and told him to start learning here & now how to give satisfying oral & fingering.... Did it take him 10 mins to get hard (again) after putting on the condom?