By Anonymous
  Today, my date took nearly 10 minutes to get an erection, had to be shown where the entrance to my vagina was, since he kept missing it and poking me in the thigh, he orgasmed after only 3 thrusts, fell asleep straight away, then an hour later had the nerve to ask if I’d had fun too. FML
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By  TCRII  |  29

Sounds like you deflowered him.

By  TCRII  |  29

Sounds like you deflowered him.

  PhoenixChick  |  26

The part that seems off is taking awhile to get an erection. Isn't the general rule that more inexperienced dudes are more, ahem, eager? Unless we're talking a senior citizen virgin.

By  Sady_Ct  |  37

Maybe he has a malfunction issue and as such has a lack of experience. Either way FHL too.

By  jbuckets_404  |  38

You let him fall asleep after THREE thrusts?! I (were I a woman) would've slapped his silly ass awake and told him to start learning here & now how to give satisfying oral & fingering....

Did it take him 10 mins to get hard (again) after putting on the condom?