By Anonymous - 23/06/2019 16:18

Spicy
Today, my date took nearly 10 minutes to get an erection, had to be shown where the entrance to my vagina was, since he kept missing it and poking me in the thigh, he orgasmed after only 3 thrusts, fell asleep straight away, then an hour later had the nerve to ask if I’d had fun too. FML
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TCRII 29

Sounds like you deflowered him.

Not always. He could have been really nervous if it was his first time

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TCRII 29

Sounds like you deflowered him.

The part that seems off is taking awhile to get an erection. Isn't the general rule that more inexperienced dudes are more, ahem, eager? Unless we're talking a senior citizen virgin.

Not always. He could have been really nervous if it was his first time

You say that as though you believe that men have any sort of control over whether or not their dick gets hard.

You were responsible for an amazing night, be proud of that. Look at the positive side of it.

Should have taken matters into your own hands then said I did now😂

He’s probably gay and too polite to reject you.

Well tbrh I think you should have told him that he doesn't like did it the right way. How would you have fun.

Well he's probably was a virgin or really inexperienced don't hold it against him he could be a great guy who just needs practice 😉

You were still there an hour later?

Maybe it was OP’s place.

Sady_Ct 37

Maybe he has a malfunction issue and as such has a lack of experience. Either way FHL too.

You let him fall asleep after THREE thrusts?! I (were I a woman) would've slapped his silly ass awake and told him to start learning here & now how to give satisfying oral & fingering.... Did it take him 10 mins to get hard (again) after putting on the condom?

"my date".. so you had sex with someone you barely know. sigh...