FML : Today, my dad was supposed to come see me for our twice-a-year visit. He was 3 hours late. So I called, and asked him why he was late

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Today, my dad was supposed to come see me for our twice-a-year visit. He was 3 hours late. So I called, and asked him why he was late - he said 'Oh, something came up'. I asked him what was so important. Apparently, the garage needed cleaning. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By karina17 / Sunday 18 October 2009 05:03 / Canada

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By perdix | 29

#625523 - Sunday 18 October 2009 01:22

That's sad. He could have showed up on time, brought you to his house and made you clean the garage. Why did he have to hog all the fun for himself?

By ManUpFucker | 0

#625503 - Sunday 18 October 2009 01:03

What a lousy dad. Mess up the garage.

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By ManUpFucker | 0

#625503 - Sunday 18 October 2009 01:03

What a lousy dad. Mess up the garage.

Ajjas013 | 6

#626354 - Monday 19 October 2009 12:00

Maybe his garage was sticky.

martial42 | 0

#804740 - Thursday 28 January 2010 03:00

dayum my dad is tha same way smh

By XtommyschickX | 0

#625512 - Sunday 18 October 2009 01:08

wow thats fucked up. go drive a car through his garage door

americayay | 0

#626010 - Sunday 18 October 2009 09:12

Or become a stripper. That'll show him.

By perdix | 29

#625523 - Sunday 18 October 2009 01:22

That's sad. He could have showed up on time, brought you to his house and made you clean the garage. Why did he have to hog all the fun for himself?

By Peroxide | 3

#625566 - Sunday 18 October 2009 03:12

How did you post this while in jail?

steshaa | 10

#3468401 - Saturday 22 October 2011 12:18

What??

By aback | 4

#625592 - Sunday 18 October 2009 04:02

Be busy next time. He doesn't sound worth wasting your life on.

By carpediem19 | 0

#625602 - Sunday 18 October 2009 04:14

dads are overrated any way. you are better off with out him. :]

By timewarpist | 0

#625657 - Sunday 18 October 2009 04:49

Ahh that sucks, your dad's a jerk. He gets to see you but doesn't take the chance to, I know how it feels.

Veritas143 | 0

#632123 - Thursday 22 October 2009 12:46

Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?

Oze6000 | 4

#893183 - Friday 26 February 2010 04:51

that God does not want us.

gabbs1130 | 0

#4583262 - Monday 18 June 2012 07:28

That god isn't real and never was.

lil_ham1644 | 29

#6005373 - Saturday 12 July 2014 12:51

That god is a figment of people's imaginations?

By duuuuuuuude | 0

#625658 - Sunday 18 October 2009 04:50

whatta douche. i have the same kind of dad. just get on your knees on his front porch, ring thee doorbell, and when he answers punch him in the crotch and yell "YOU KNOW WHY!"

lollsazz | 0

#628017 - Monday 19 October 2009 10:05

great idea! really! :D

By jonr93 | 0

#625732 - Sunday 18 October 2009 05:57

Maybe that was an excuse he made up on the spot. He was probably getting laid. -__- Still, there is no excuse. You should get him back one day by taking the toilet paper from his bathroom and then take 3 hours to give it to him after he asks you for a roll.

brand125 | 17

#5967186 - Friday 6 June 2014 11:51

they dont see each other daily, let alone this 6 month visit, why would he go to them for a roll?

By dsgirl | 0

#625803 - Sunday 18 October 2009 07:38

My dad was a lot like that. I used to get really upset, it hurt. Now looking back I think of it this way...he was protecting me from himself. It didn't mean that he didn't love me. I know it sucks. Hold a little hope but dont dwell on the hurt. Prayers on their way :)