Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh I had an itch..." FML
Add a comment
Top comments
COMMENTS
By
kcircuses
| 1
ha
Reply
kaplan_reject
| 5
Spider bite...... Spider bite... Oooooh itchy spider bite!
Reply
xlord
| 27
It would be funny if OP walked in on his parents and his dad says "ummm your mum also had an itch"
By
jf7609
| 0
LOL, classic!
Reply
TKmax
| 5
Good contribution. And what makes this a classic unless this is a regular occurrence for you.
Reply
TKmax
| 5
Good contribution. And what makes this a classic unless this is a regular occurrence for you.
Reply
NEEPLES
| 7
The numbers started at 2. Weird.
Reply
Marcella1016
| 31
29 - That means number 1 got moderated.
I've noticed everyone seems to be assuming it was a guy. The "explanation" would've made more sense - and the entire situation been way more awkward (and interesting) - if OP was female O_o
I've noticed everyone seems to be assuming it was a guy. The "explanation" would've made more sense - and the entire situation been way more awkward (and interesting) - if OP was female O_o
Reply
Llama_Face89
| 33
31- I was actually thinking the same thing.
Reply
alliewillie
| 22
Yep and you had to fap it.
Uh, I mean scratch it.
Uh, I mean scratch it.
Reply
sarahxD1234
| 5
29- you must be new . (picture)
Reply
blackheart24
| 10
Fap fap fap fap fap...
Reply
Miq94
| 0
Same thing happened to me! Hahaha
Reply
TheNinjaCat
| 10
Heh. Heh heh heh. Fap.
Tis all.
Tis all.
Reply
Xx_Dakota_xX
| 1
Think that's bad I was masturbating and playing pokemon (not at the same time and no I wasn't jerking off to Pokemon) and my dad walked in luckily he didnt see ._.
Reply
killersexy
| 1
Wat the fuck dude really ?
Reply
promarkchris
| 6
"I was justing cleaning it and it went off"
Reply
likasumboooodi
| 0
um...I was just massaging it because some idiot kicked it......wanna help??? ;P?
Reply
Evan2297
| 0
A really really bad itch.... So I casually decided to scratch it.... With lotion and porn....
Reply
blackfyre
| 2
He is pretending he didn't see.
By
BlacOpsMaximus
| 5
Dad: Must have been one hell of an itch
Offspring: Yes, it kinda was... O.o
Dad: Umm why are there stains on your shorts, & wtf is that smell??
..
Offspring: Yes, it kinda was... O.o
Dad: Umm why are there stains on your shorts, & wtf is that smell??
..
Reply
flooger101
| 6
Why would there be a smell???
Reply
25shark
| 5
Its that new semen smell!
Reply
yankfan89
| 27
It may not be the smell of semen it doesn't state whether OP is a male or female
Reply
urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Are you a virgin, 32?
Reply
mcleod
| 17
32 - sex smells.
Reply
jizzwold
| 21
32 is indeed a virgin
Reply
colecola12
| 0
Were you born in the last 5 years?
Reply
gizmo323LA
| 0
Ur not funny
Reply
MarieBooLovesYou
| 4
Lmfao. This made my day.
Reply
Swiftly
| 0
Seems legit.
By
shemseyy
| 1
Ferociously itching...
Reply
flamegrilled123
| 3
Seems legit
Reply
Brice28_fml
| 10
There's a skeeter on my Peter whack it off!
Reply
PlasticSand
| 6
I like to itch my balls while looking at naked (wo)men. Is there a problem, father?
Reply
TheDeadlyTurtle
| 7
My brother once walked in on me and the first thing I yelled out was "Fuck You" hahaha I don't even know why I said it lol just a reaction.
Reply
youcunthole
| 0
U should have told him u were checking for ticks
Reply
ATSViper
| 15
Made me LOL.
By
SammySteel
| 6
Isn't it the worst when your parents walk in.
Reply
raphanne_fml
| 33
Nah, it could be worse. Like when your grandparents walk in.
Reply
SammySteel
| 6
I wouldn't mind if you walked in ;)
Reply
CraneTG
| 0
Creeper alert!!!
Reply
avocado23
| 5
5 - looks like you're used to that now, considering you must still be living at home.
Reply
ShyAnn29
| 14
It could be worse, like your parents and grandparents walking in! O.o
Reply
SammySteel
| 6
I'll admit it, I deserved the backlash even through I was only kidding around lol
Reply
ThreeSheetsGone
| 12
Better than killing grandma with your money shot.
Reply
amoscore
| 5
45- Nice profile pic.
Reply
mapl3loop
| 0
American Pie ;)
Reply
ThreeSheetsGone
| 12
#5's response could also be a legitimate reference to the original American Pie.
"It's like warm apple pie."
*challenge accepted**fucks pie*
(Dad walks in)
Challenge failed. (miserably)
"It's like warm apple pie."
*challenge accepted**fucks pie*
(Dad walks in)
Challenge failed. (miserably)
By
robc32ca
| 4
He knows what you're doing and has done it himself...a lot!!!
Reply
jacob128
| 4
Like smoking pot... The seventies!!!
Reply
skata
| 4
yeah mausterbating was big in the seventies...
Reply
HeavyScout
| 0
83-So was masturbating...
By
ColtsDoug18
| 0
Only in new jersey...
Reply
PeypeyTheBeeotch
| 1
Hay!! Don't diss Jersey!!! (BTW do not refer to JerseyShore that show is a ton of stereotypes!)
Reply
xosportsgirl14x
| 8
Is that why you spelled hey a hay and used the word diss?
By
hkhan24
| 23
lock the door maybe...
Reply
dyble95
| 0
Ya because all doors have locks on them...
-__-
-__-
Reply
poorjudgement
| 26
Find ones that do.
Reply
flooger101
| 6
Or do it in the shower.
By
Blueglasscup
| 18
Just some hardcore scratching for an annoying itch!
By
CraneTG
| 0
Dad: Oh yea I have the same exact itch. Look!
Reply
EmreArslan
| 11
Thats weird, i seem to have the same itch
Offspring: Yes, it kinda was... O.o
Dad: Umm why are there stains on your shorts, & wtf is that smell??
..