By Irony - 08/10/2009 11:40 - United States

Today, my dad took a call while driving. He always yells and curses at people who talk on their cell while driving. I asked him to get off the phone because it's dangerous, and told him he's being a hypocrite. He shook his head at me and continued talking. Seconds later, we got into an accident. FML
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Not really a FML. more like my dad's a fucking moron

Ligerie 0

fyl, and he deserves it! Hope he learned a lesson and that your okay.


O.O Are you okay?! Did you get hurt?! O.O Edit: I'm sorry but I just have to do this First!

Zhejan 0

Looks like you really "called" this one

Reyo 2

Are you kidding me? that would be a win in my book (provided I was ok). Oh he would hate me so much since I'd never let him live it down. Dad: *complains about car repairs* Me: *reminds him of why said repairs need to happen*

Ligerie 0

fyl, and he deserves it! Hope he learned a lesson and that your okay.

marisamaroo93 0

you're* not your

TalkToMeNerdy 0

Oh god, that's JUST like my dad. ahahahah. hope no one's hurt!

Not really a FML. more like my dad's a fucking moron

busdrivertohell 0


22cute 17

Be careful!

his fml. today I was driving and someone called me. my kid reminded me that i shouldnt use a cell phone in the car, but I was busy and ignored him. minutes later, i got in a crash. fml

well maybe you should have shut your trap instead of creating even more distractions... perhaps bringing it to his attention initially and confronting him after... but I gues and arguement works well while he's driving too... NOT!!!

So if YOUR dad is talking on the phone while driving, you're just going to sit there and let him chat? Is that what you expect OP to do, just sit there? Because that's worse, in my opinion. Waay more dangerous.

skyeyez9 24

I hope he didn't deny all responsibility for the accident and blame you.

Mmm, sounds exactly like my dad and I. Good thing there's a law now. And I don't live with my dad.

This sounds phone-y. (hears crickets in the background and a tumbleweed blows by) Screw all of you.

=) Can I have the atomic bomb falling, then?

i see your comment mercy =) & i love your name, Brave_Sir_Robin. Monty Python & the Holy Grail reference by any chance?

Of course. It's been an online handle of mine for a while, but it is inspired by the character Eric Idle played so beautifully in that movie. (boss comes around the corner) @#%$! RUN AWAY!!

paks7 0

no it's not illegal everywhere it is however illegal in new jersey, where this poster is from

illegal in australia

cmoore366 0


your dad is a hypocrite, he needs to be put in jail!

Dude, you have the creepiest description on your profile!