By axewoman - 17/10/2014 08:14
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And then you can treat his wood for him ;)
You realize lumberjacks chop trees right? "Treating" his wood is possibly the last thing any sane male wants.
Or she can cut their dicks off or whatever it's her choice I guess
5 - no wayyyyyy
Knowing how to handle good wood is one thing #40 but its more important if she knows how to handle wood good!
If you do indeed treat his wood right with any luck he will axe you to marry him! I'll show myself out.
How much could a wood chuck wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood
Hope she doesn't chop your wood down.
She's a lumberjack and she's okay, she sleeps all night and she works all day.
She chops down trees, she wears high heels.
Suspenders and a bra!
"I put on women's clothing / And hang around in bars."
Who needs outdated gender roles anyway
Well at least he doesn't assume that you're a lesbian
Wears a red flannel wedding gown
Because you are one awesome-in-shape-strong-stereotype-shattering-glass-ceiling-busting girl, right? :)
I sang that in Phineas and Ferbs' "truck-driving-girl" tune
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And then you can treat his wood for him ;)
Or she can cut their dicks off or whatever it's her choice I guess