Today, my dad told me someday I'll find a man who wants a nice lumberjack for a wife. FML
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philipino
| 24
And then you can treat his wood for him ;)
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philipino
| 24
Or she can cut their dicks off or whatever it's her choice I guess
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philipino
| 24
And then you can treat his wood for him ;)
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Welshite
| 39
You realize lumberjacks chop trees right? "Treating" his wood is possibly the last thing any sane male wants.
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philipino
| 24
Or she can cut their dicks off or whatever it's her choice I guess
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euphoricness
| 28
Don't forget the mayonnaise
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brand125
| 17
5 - no wayyyyyy
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kyu_Q
| 19
I'm with #1 on this. lumberjacks know how to handle good wood.
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Knowing how to handle good wood is one thing #40 but its more important if she knows how to handle wood good!
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
How much wood can a Wood Chuck chuck if a Wood Chuck could Chuck Norris?...
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omnia
| 5
If you do indeed treat his wood right with any luck he will axe you to marry him!
I'll show myself out.
I'll show myself out.
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diving_fml
| 30
at least he knows you'll find someone
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sayyestothedress
| 24
How much could a wood chuck wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood
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devildog562
| 33
Hope she doesn't chop your wood down.
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InsanePPG
| 25
She's a lumberjack and she's okay, she sleeps all night and she works all day.
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kaablam
| 17
She chops down trees, she wears high heels.
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gharra5
| 15
Suspenders and a bra!
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tony1891
| 22
so i married an axe murderer?
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laden_swallow09
| 34
"I put on women's clothing / And hang around in bars."
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siggy_mcsigx
| 22
Who needs outdated gender roles anyway
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jschwandt
| 5
Well at least he doesn't assume that you're a lesbian
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Scarylizard1798
| 23
Wears a red flannel wedding gown
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gracehi
| 31
Because you are one awesome-in-shape-strong-stereotype-shattering-glass-ceiling-busting girl, right? :)
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vaderismyfriend
| 27
I sang that in Phineas and Ferbs' "truck-driving-girl" tune