FML : Today, my dad told me someday I'll find a man who wants a nice lumberjack for a wife. FML

Today, my dad told me someday I'll find a man who wants a nice lumberjack for a wife. FML

By axewoman / Friday 17 October 2014 08:14 /

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By philipino | 24

#6091898 - Friday 17 October 2014 16:48

And then you can treat his wood for him ;)

By philipino | 24

#6091917 - Friday 17 October 2014 17:07

Or she can cut their dicks off or whatever it's her choice I guess

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By philipino | 24

#6091898 - Friday 17 October 2014 16:48

And then you can treat his wood for him ;)

Welshite | 39

#6091902 - Friday 17 October 2014 16:50

You realize lumberjacks chop trees right? "Treating" his wood is possibly the last thing any sane male wants.

philipino | 24

#6091917 - Friday 17 October 2014 17:07

Or she can cut their dicks off or whatever it's her choice I guess

euphoricness | 28

#6091981 - Friday 17 October 2014 18:33

Don't forget the mayonnaise

brand125 | 17

#6091987 - Friday 17 October 2014 18:41

5 - no wayyyyyy

kyu_Q | 19

#6092094 - Friday 17 October 2014 21:41

I'm with #1 on this. lumberjacks know how to handle good wood.

False_Stupidity | 41

#6092107 - Friday 17 October 2014 22:06

Knowing how to handle good wood is one thing #40 but its more important if she knows how to handle wood good!

incoherentrmblr | 21

#6092423 - Saturday 18 October 2014 6:40

How much wood can a Wood Chuck chuck if a Wood Chuck could Chuck Norris?...

omnia | 5

#6092810 - Saturday 18 October 2014 19:55

If you do indeed treat his wood right with any luck he will axe you to marry him!

I'll show myself out.

By diving_fml | 30

#6091899 - Friday 17 October 2014 16:48

at least he knows you'll find someone

sayyestothedress | 24

#6092572 - Saturday 18 October 2014 14:29

How much could a wood chuck wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood

By devildog562 | 33

#6091900 - Friday 17 October 2014 16:49

Hope she doesn't chop your wood down.

By InsanePPG | 25

#6091903 - Friday 17 October 2014 16:52

She's a lumberjack and she's okay, she sleeps all night and she works all day.

kaablam | 17

#6092015 - Friday 17 October 2014 19:27

She chops down trees, she wears high heels.

gharra5 | 15

#6092038 - Friday 17 October 2014 20:16

Suspenders and a bra!

By tony1891 | 22

#6091904 - Friday 17 October 2014 16:52

so i married an axe murderer?

By laden_swallow09 | 34

#6091908 - Friday 17 October 2014 16:55

"I put on women's clothing / And hang around in bars."

By siggy_mcsigx | 19

#6091913 - Friday 17 October 2014 17:00

Who needs outdated gender roles anyway

By jschwandt | 5

#6091914 - Friday 17 October 2014 17:00

Well at least he doesn't assume that you're a lesbian

By Scarylizard1798 | 23

#6091915 - Friday 17 October 2014 17:01

Wears a red flannel wedding gown

By gracehi | 31

#6091918 - Friday 17 October 2014 17:10

Because you are one awesome-in-shape-strong-stereotype-shattering-glass-ceiling-busting girl, right? :)

vaderismyfriend | 27

#6091946 - Friday 17 October 2014 17:42

I sang that in Phineas and Ferbs' "truck-driving-girl" tune

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