Money: Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/06/2011 19:21 - United States

Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has to bail me out of jail because "it's bound to happen sooner or later." FML

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By No one special. - 12/12/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, my dad called for the first time in six months. He needs someone to bail him out of jail. FML

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By fox_at_heart - 30/09/2016 02:21 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I found out my father has been saving money to help me buy my first car. In the same conversation, I found out my mother, unbeknownst to my dad, used nearly all of the money to bail my drunken, deadbeat uncle out of jail for the fourth time a month ago. He's now back in prison. FML

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By Username - 23/06/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML

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By that was mine - 15/05/2015 22:26 - United States - Cherry Hill

Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML

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By MadSon - 11/10/2009 02:59 - United States

Today, my dad had something to tell me. He'd cleaned out my bank account to pay off 38,000 dollars worth of gambling debt. My wedding is in 5 months. FML

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By needofmoney - 18/02/2011 02:16 - United States

Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2020 14:01

Today, my dad refuses to let me inherit all of his money, which might just put a roof over my head when I’m older. *His* money? Well, actually, he inherited it. FML

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By chiktikka - 14/01/2014 22:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad asked me to lend him some money to buy his medication, since he's all but broke right now. He returned with nothing but a bottle of tequila. FML

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By FATS DOMINO - 20/10/2011 15:39 - United States

Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML

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By nodad - 11/10/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

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melissamoshh 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:27

How thoughtful

whiskuit 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:34

Now there's something you can't call a... *puts on sunglasses* ...trust fund. YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

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shepoopi 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:30

lol every dad should do that for his son.

ciarafox9 9

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:34

how do u know it's his son? could be his daughter..

airs_01 3

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:34

*daughter. OP is female

pedobear123 0

Monday 13 June 2011 3:40

how old is she again ;)

BraBrando 0

Monday 13 June 2011 3:43

uh oh, pedobear on the loose! :)

MrSassypants 32

Monday 13 June 2011 14:09

154 do you really care?

MrSassypants 32

Monday 13 June 2011 17:18

I meant about the age.

ripgeorgecarl1n 7

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:32

Damn. Ur dads on top of shit.

MrXerxes5 6

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:33

Because it's expected of you, take advantage! :D

PSQ91 6

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:37

That's like a free out of jail card. Cheers!

Sub_Zero_is_God 13

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:38

At least he would bale you out :)

Sub_Zero_is_God 13

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:42

I was on my phone when i did that and it auto corrected....

BeastNerd 3

Monday 13 June 2011 0:07

OMFG. KAY PUT A SMILEY FACE. HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL.

LOLbomb 1

Monday 13 June 2011 0:22

Oh, the irony! :O

Siji 0

Monday 13 June 2011 1:14

Keep the irony away from the bale or we could have a fire on our hands. :O

Crazy4Christ 0

Monday 13 June 2011 6:48

yah, my parents said they'd make me sit there for awhile

Just_Peed 0

Monday 13 June 2011 7:59

Grimace-.-

Sub_Zero_is_God 13

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:43

Bail*

stoych 19

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:44

and it probably will... at least he's being thoughtful! some dads dont give a shit, and when you move out at least you can ask for the money towards it!

bmboente15 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:45

yeah it's not so bad if he is saving up. it's a win-win situation because if you do go o jail, he can bail you, but if you don't, your dad might look like a fool

luvppl 6

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:45

awww please please PLEASE stop... you make me so sad... I can relate to you, so you aren't alone.... PLEASE BE HAPPY!!! :)

Maggie41909 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:47

That is what I call a loveing dad hahaha... and well atleast you know you will get bailed out not all parents do that... ;3

womanjesus 0

Monday 13 June 2011 18:31

loving*

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