By Cuntlette - 11/4/2014 16:38 - Australia - Brighton
Today, my dad hit his mid-life crisis. When I came home and said hi, he told me to shut up, then went to the living room. He then lit up a cigarette and started muttering about having to put up with me, then went into a coughing fit, because he's never smoked before in his life. FML
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By  Sagan928  |  7

Can you talk to your mother about it? Erratic behavior can sometimes be a hint that there's a medical issue. Mid-life crisis is usually when men buy a sports car and start dating young women.

By  rhysfucker  |  24

I thought midlife crisis stuff was supposed to be fun, like fast cars and 23 year old co-eds, not taking up smoking and muttering like a crazy old man. Maybe he needs lessons.

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By  Sagan928  |  7

Can you talk to your mother about it? Erratic behavior can sometimes be a hint that there's a medical issue. Mid-life crisis is usually when men buy a sports car and start dating young women.

By  rhysfucker  |  24

I thought midlife crisis stuff was supposed to be fun, like fast cars and 23 year old co-eds, not taking up smoking and muttering like a crazy old man. Maybe he needs lessons.

By  cjwayy  |  22

My father has been hitting his midlife crisis in intervals. He buys a big fancy new car every year and he's currently in talks of getting a tattoo. Of a dragon and a tiger. Sigh.

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  cjwayy  |  22

Not always. It can be anything from going on a lavish vacation to a new wardrobe, selling your house, buying a boat, etc. whatever makes the person in question feel more youthful.