Miscellaneous: Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me...

By >.> - 12/12/2013 05:31 - Canada - Chestermere

Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2011 04:26 - New Zealand

Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML

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Wedding dress

By Anonymous - 24/01/2020 20:00 - Netherlands

Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML

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By FMe - 04/05/2015 14:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I got yelled at for 'letting' my muddy dog jump on my cousin's wedding dress as she was getting ready. I don't own a dog and haven't since I was a kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2018 06:00 - Australia

Today, as I walked out of a club, I slipped in my new shoes and spilled my chicken, chips and gravy on my brand new white dress. Not only did people see me do this, but my dress is ruined. FML

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Another fine mess

By Stephanie - 05/03/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I bought my wedding dress and sat it on the bed while I went to buy matching shoes. When I came home, I saw my soon to be husband on the bed sitting next to my wedding dress. Turns out he spilt Coca-Cola on the dress and was trying to get it out with carpet cleanser. FML

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By bride - 27/03/2009 01:38 - United States

Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML

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By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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King of the hill

By Anonymous - 27/06/2023 18:00

Today, my neighbour threw a bucket of muddy water over the fence at us because he said we’d been noisy since 5 a.m., and he was sick of it. We were noisy getting ready for my wedding. The water hit me and all my bridesmaids in our dresses, since we were ready and waiting to get in the limo. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2019 20:07

Today, I spilled grape juice on my new white shirt. I bleached it and scrubbed it until there was nothing left to see. I threw it on, ready to dart out of the door, when my dad walks in after fixing the lawnmower and puts his greasy hand right on my shoulder. FML

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By indianaxx - 30/01/2010 17:21 - France

Today, my dad came out of our hotel bathroom with nothing but a wash-cloth over his crotch and said, "Look! This place has cotton loincloths!" in front of my wedding party. FML

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EternalTime 7

Thursday 12 December 2013 12:15

I'm so sorry OP, seems like your dad needs to think before he goes mudslinging

Ambient25 24

Thursday 12 December 2013 12:16

Sorry about your dress OP, and the clumsy thought of your father. Make sure when the cake is served to "accidentally" drop yours on him.

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Dthsapprntc 23

Thursday 12 December 2013 12:26

No one said he paid for it. OP could have paid for it herself, that does happen you know. Even though it is traditional for the bride's parents to pay for everything, that just isn't always the case.

Kamon97 23

Thursday 12 December 2013 12:30

What an oblivious ass...

uremystar 8

Thursday 12 December 2013 12:35

Wow. That's pretty awful. Hope it didn't stain and that your father at least apologize for his lack of common sense. :/

Wakachulak 22

Thursday 12 December 2013 12:38

If you make a joke and you're the only one who knows that, you have failed.

Enslaved 36

Thursday 12 December 2013 12:42

"It's a nice day for a white wedding" Hope the rest of your day went well without a hitch.

vrossie_ 15

Thursday 12 December 2013 12:47

Ahh that sucks

buckdharma 36

Thursday 12 December 2013 12:51

Well, mom probably warned you you'd feel dirty.

Rainhawk94 27

Thursday 12 December 2013 18:17

Awwhhhh yeaaaa

perdix 29

Thursday 12 December 2013 12:55

Perhaps he has a reason to object to you wearing a perfectly white dress, completely free from stain? This sounds highly symbolic.

yellowzinnias 20

Saturday 14 December 2013 2:08

The white dress actually has nothing to do with purity. In fact, until Queen Victoria made a white wedding dress popular, women simply married in whichever color they felt they looked best. It's generally the uneducated populations that assume there's some connection between a white dress and the question of virginity.