FML : Today, my dad and uncle got in an argument over money and ended up fighting in the back garden. Only, my dad is a muay thai fighter and my uncle is an...

Today, my dad and uncle got in an argument over money and ended up fighting in the back garden. Only, my dad is a muay thai fighter and my uncle is an MMA fighter, and they're refusing to stop until one of them is out cold. I foresee me driving them both to the hospital before midnight. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By enya - / Monday 18 January 2016 22:29 / Luxembourg

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By rnayyyyy | 12

#6514342 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 10:33

I'd actually like to see who would take out who first...

By onlychildFTW | 33

#6514340 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 10:33

Why drive them? They are tough guys obviously. They can drive themselves since thy are so tough.

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By onlychildFTW | 33

#6514340 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 10:33

Why drive them? They are tough guys obviously. They can drive themselves since thy are so tough.

GhostFox | 33

#6514351 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 10:52

Because two possibly-concussed, possibly-woozy, and definitely distracted men do not need to operate metal machines weighing several hundred pounds through roads occupied by innocent bystanders. That's discounting any possible broken bones that could complicate the issue further still.

NeatNit | 32

#6514360 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 11:25

Forget driving, they can just run all the way to the hospital since they have so much strength!

GhostFox | 33

#6514379 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 11:46

Fucking hell, point out that people shouldn't drive themselves to the hospital after they been in a (very likely brutal) fight and people get offended at the idea. Is not wanting people to accidentally commit vehicular manslaughter offensive now, or are the people voting me down allergic to common sense and courtesy?

tygerarmy | 35

#6514385 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 11:52

Probably because you answered a rhetorical question, and no one, not even number 1 suggested concussed people should drive, just that the OP should be little such macho men if they need help after fighting over their pride.

Scotth901 | 22

#6514558 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 04:12

Why the hell are people downrating this? It's sound logic.

Iamnotfat | 16

#6514614 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 05:34

#1 was being sarcastic and you took it literally, that's why the down vote. Your logic makes complete sense otherwise.

Brandi_Faith | 33

#6515183 - Wednesday 20 January 2016 07:38

Don't give them any ideas 1, they'll probably want to drive themselves!

By syki | 22

#6514341 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 10:33

Charge tickets.

syki | 22

#6514354 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 11:09

Or charge admission. Or sell tickets. Mai Inglysh iz gud.

weird_adult | 27

#6514358 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 11:20

this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

nikki465 | 14

#6514738 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 07:47

"Round 1. FIGHT!"

wanted_2_want | 37

#6515678 - Wednesday 20 January 2016 08:33

Take bets.

psychopolarbear | 28

#6516629 - Friday 22 January 2016 12:06

Post the video. This seems entertaining

By rnayyyyy | 12

#6514342 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 10:33

I'd actually like to see who would take out who first...

cheshireau | 25

#6514492 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 02:28

I just want to watch it in general.

TheNewGuy03 | 26

#6514579 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 04:35

As a fighter myself, I would be keen to see this. I have to assume the MMA dude won, unless the Muay Thai guy has some stellar takedown defense or KO'd the uncle.

JanaTheWolf | 12

#6514949 - Wednesday 20 January 2016 01:27

I agree. OP, we need a follow up :)

Brandi_Faith | 33

#6515184 - Wednesday 20 January 2016 07:39

But who did you put your money on op? That's the real question.

Chloe555_fml | 23

#6515861 - Thursday 21 January 2016 01:45

*Mortal Kombat voice* Round 1.... Fight!

By TacticalBacon | 10

#6514344 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 10:36

Time to pop some popcorn and let the show begin!

By thefmlman2011 | 30

#6514345 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 10:38

As much as a bsd situation this is, it's actually pretty funny. But record it, and stick it on YouTube.

ThatHorse | 15

#6514607 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 05:26

Better yet, record it and sell copies for money. Could easily make a few hundred off of that.

By zainman13 | 26

#6514346 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 10:39

This is gold!!! I wish my dad and uncle knew muay thai and Mma!!! Heck this could end up as a fml for my kids!

By supr_sexy | 9

#6514347 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 10:41

fight fight fight fight.....

By weird_adult | 27

#6514350 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 10:51

i want to know who wins...

By GhostFox | 33

#6514352 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 10:55

Hopefully they don't hurt eachother too badly and after a "winner" is decided, they drop the matter. FYL for having to deal with them posturing like teenagers overcompensating through aggressiveness.

SavasTazi | 0

#6514362 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 11:29

Believe it or not, it's probably not over-compensating. It's just a means of conflict resolution. Learn to enjoy the violence. Haha

GhostFox | 33

#6514383 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 11:51

As someone who spent over a decade in fear of being beaten by their foot and a half taller and hundred-fifty pounds heavier brother, I don't think I will ever find violence amusing. If they can drop the matter after a winner is declared, and accept that decision as the winning one and not dredge the issue back up, it's fine that they used it as a means of deciding. Or is as fine as setting the victory condition as something that usually risk brain injury can be. If they can't let it go after one of them does "win," it's just a fucking stupid waste of resources for the sake of posturing.