By enya - 18/01/2016 22:29 - Luxembourg

Today, my dad and uncle got in an argument over money and ended up fighting in the back garden. Only, my dad is a muay thai fighter and my uncle is an MMA fighter, and they're refusing to stop until one of them is out cold. I foresee me driving them both to the hospital before midnight. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 087
You deserved it 1 435

Same thing different taste

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I'd actually like to see who would take out who first...

Why drive them? They are tough guys obviously. They can drive themselves since thy are so tough.


Why drive them? They are tough guys obviously. They can drive themselves since thy are so tough.

Because two possibly-concussed, possibly-woozy, and definitely distracted men do not need to operate metal machines weighing several hundred pounds through roads occupied by innocent bystanders. That's discounting any possible broken bones that could complicate the issue further still.

Forget driving, they can just run all the way to the hospital since they have so much strength!

******* hell, point out that people shouldn't drive themselves to the hospital after they been in a (very likely brutal) fight and people get offended at the idea. Is not wanting people to accidentally commit vehicular manslaughter offensive now, or are the people voting me down allergic to common sense and courtesy?

Probably because you answered a rhetorical question, and no one, not even number 1 suggested concussed people should drive, just that the OP should be little such macho men if they need help after fighting over their pride.

Why the hell are people downrating this? It's sound logic.

Iamnotfat 16

#1 was being sarcastic and you took it literally, that's why the down vote. Your logic makes complete sense otherwise.

Don't give them any ideas 1, they'll probably want to drive themselves!

I'd actually like to see who would take out who first...

cheshireau 26

I just want to watch it in general.

As a fighter myself, I would be keen to see this. I have to assume the MMA dude won, unless the Muay Thai guy has some stellar takedown defense or KO'd the uncle.

But who did you put your money on op? That's the real question.

*Mortal Kombat voice* Round 1.... Fight!

TacticalBacon 10

Time to pop some popcorn and let the show begin!

As much as a bsd situation this is, it's actually pretty funny. But record it, and stick it on YouTube.

Better yet, record it and sell copies for money. Could easily make a few hundred off of that.

This is gold!!! I wish my dad and uncle knew muay thai and Mma!!! Heck this could end up as a fml for my kids!

Hopefully they don't hurt eachother too badly and after a "winner" is decided, they drop the matter. FYL for having to deal with them posturing like teenagers overcompensating through aggressiveness.

Believe it or not, it's probably not over-compensating. It's just a means of conflict resolution. Learn to enjoy the violence. Haha

As someone who spent over a decade in fear of being beaten by their foot and a half taller and hundred-fifty pounds heavier brother, I don't think I will ever find violence amusing. If they can drop the matter after a winner is declared, and accept that decision as the winning one and not dredge the issue back up, it's fine that they used it as a means of deciding. Or is as fine as setting the victory condition as something that usually risk brain injury can be. If they can't let it go after one of them does "win," it's just a ******* stupid waste of resources for the sake of posturing.

Clash of the Titans. It would be a fight to the finish!!