FML : Today, my dad and I got into an argument. When I was proven wrong, he said, "Good job, genius." I shot back the first thing that popped into my head, which...

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Today, my dad and I got into an argument. When I was proven wrong, he said, "Good job, genius." I shot back the first thing that popped into my head, which was "I am not a genius!" He laughed and says that if I die before him, he's having that engraved on my tombstone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 25 April 2014 21:42 / United States - Red Bank

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By NessaMae | 19

#5926175 - Saturday 26 April 2014 05:15

Word vomit, gotta love it. Think about your comebacks before you say them, it usually never comes out right when you just blurt it out.

By Razi_tail | 25

#5926191 - Saturday 26 April 2014 05:21

You are never going to live that one down! :P

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By SgtAssCheeks | 21

#5926173 - Saturday 26 April 2014 05:15

All's well that ends well! YDI.

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IloveToLaugh143 | 21

#5926262 - Saturday 26 April 2014 06:15

What?

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CobraLazerFace | 21

#5926620 - Saturday 26 April 2014 04:17

I think this FML ends with OPs death.

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tr3vvv | 9

#5927453 - Sunday 27 April 2014 09:05

Or #1's death jk ;)

By NessaMae | 19

#5926175 - Saturday 26 April 2014 05:15

Word vomit, gotta love it. Think about your comebacks before you say them, it usually never comes out right when you just blurt it out.

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OptimusVader | 23

#5926259 - Saturday 26 April 2014 06:11

Could've been a Freudian slip though!

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warsun | 27

#5926358 - Saturday 26 April 2014 08:38

Except when we do think of good comebacks or amazing ones, it's been atleast 2 hours after the arguement

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lizzy_r_b_94 | 18

#5927186 - Sunday 27 April 2014 02:22

Or when your trying to getting sleep at night

By Razi_tail | 25

#5926191 - Saturday 26 April 2014 05:21

You are never going to live that one down! :P

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cumberbunny | 17

#5926412 - Saturday 26 April 2014 11:20

...pun?! Good one!!

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spidey_awesome | 14

#5926867 - Saturday 26 April 2014 07:34

not even when he dies

By thatnucca | 36

#5926192 - Saturday 26 April 2014 05:21

Think before you speak could go for second best on that tombstone...

By rkdstp1995 | 25

#5926194 - Saturday 26 April 2014 05:22

5 stars. at least you proved yourself right...

By baseballdude1283 | 18

#5926199 - Saturday 26 April 2014 05:24

This needs to be illustrated

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cosmicriver | 17

#5931428 - Thursday 1 May 2014 05:17

I agree, #7. This post would make for an outstanding, and interesting illustration.

By tbro47 | 23

#5926202 - Saturday 26 April 2014 05:25

The downfall of every genius. Diarrhea of the mouth.

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IloveToLaugh143 | 21

#5926254 - Saturday 26 April 2014 06:05

It's explosive.

By datguy69s | 21

#5926205 - Saturday 26 April 2014 05:26

Then don't die before him!!

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oddities | 20

#5926216 - Saturday 26 April 2014 05:33

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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AnOriginalName | 19

#5926377 - Saturday 26 April 2014 09:26

Well it would be fairly easy for OP to ensure that his father is the first to die.... .... Even if that option lands OP in jail....

By IllestRated | 17

#5926207 - Saturday 26 April 2014 05:26

Out live him and engrave the same thing

By nonononononono_fml | 16

#5926209 - Saturday 26 April 2014 05:29

I think you just proved your point.

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