Health: Today, my coworker showed me photos of her anal fissures. I'm...

By Workplace woes - 12/05/2016 17:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my coworker showed me photos of her anal fissures. I'm not a doctor. FML

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By smf_ds - 31/07/2015 20:48 - Portugal - Rebordosa

Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML

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By poururheartout - 27/07/2018 20:30

Today, I went to the ER as I have an ulcer and I was exhibiting signs of a perforation. This is when the gorgeous doctor told me he had to stick his finger up my butt to check for rectal bleeding. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2016 05:06 - United States - Miami

Today, at work, man who was buying medicine for his son came up to me for help. He didn't know how to explain it to me, so instead he showed me a picture of a rash on his kid's butthole. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2015 14:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML

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By crazybiotch - 28/05/2009 18:09 - Canada

Today, I sent a forward to the ladies at my office. When I scrolled down I noticed my personal emails from my best friend were attached. They go into great detail about the sex I had last night, when I was planning on dumping my boyfriend and that I suspected I had an anal fissure. FML

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By emsbuffalo - 04/01/2012 06:15 - United States

Today, my mom came home from surgery. Upon arriving home, she flashed a paper in my face and said, "Want to see pictures of my colon?" My eyes are still burning. FML

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By Terri-Lynn - 30/05/2012 20:25 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I figured out why my doctor repeatedly warned me to keep regular bowel movements while I recover from childbirth. I now have an anal fissure. It's like giving birth all over again. FML

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By Beackers675 - 10/05/2022 02:00

Today, I tore my ass crack. No, not my asshole, my ass crack. I don't know why, I don't know how, I just know it hurts. FML

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By Angela - 04/01/2012 19:01 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office. People kept staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. Later, I realized my sister's puppies had chewed a noticeable hole in my pants' crotch. FML

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By loverofstrife - 07/10/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, on my break, I decided to be friendly and chat with a co-worker that everyone else always seems to avoid. He spent the next ten minutes telling me all about his abcessing sebaceous cysts. Apparently, "The scars look just like gunshot wounds." FML

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Friday 13 May 2016 2:46

Your coworker sounds like an ass.

badassmf1234 22

Friday 13 May 2016 3:22

How did that possibly seem like a good idea to someone?

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Drnavid 13

Friday 13 May 2016 5:40

That's an "oversharing"!!

Steve95401 49

Friday 13 May 2016 6:14

Your coworker's universe must revolve Planet Uranus.

davek 36

Friday 13 May 2016 8:00

Eh, this is the Internet. You name it, it's probably somebody's fetish.

TheNotSoGoodDay 10

Friday 13 May 2016 12:19

dropping subtle hints

trellz17 19

Friday 13 May 2016 16:57

Those things are the devil!

bad_boyfriend 10

Friday 13 May 2016 17:10

I used to have a coworker like this. The day after her daughter gave birth she came in describing how she tore her perineum...in graphic detail

fader48080 10

Friday 13 May 2016 22:39

in some countries that means you are married now. ;)

leadmenot 11

Saturday 14 May 2016 5:06

Maybe she wants you too ass-ist her...ya know...to help with the healing ?

more4me 27

Sunday 15 May 2016 8:50

Ewwwwwwww ! !!! Why?!!!

Cold138 8

Saturday 11 June 2016 1:53

That's nasty....... The friendship is strong but still nasty

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