By Scarred4lyfe - 28/02/2016 22:32 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, my cousin got married. I was cold so I went to get my jacket from my car. While leaving I saw my cousin walking around the front of the venue. I told her she looked beautiful in her dress. She looked up and said, "Where is my beer, have you seen my beer?" and threw up on me. FML
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Deweyboy 10
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Where could something that horrible happen? *checks location* ...figures.

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Noelletakumi 36
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Well, that's one thing to remember the occasion by. FYL, OP.

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horneyhic 15
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Brides perogitve

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Noelletakumi 36
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Well, that's one thing to remember the occasion by. FYL, OP.

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Deweyboy 10
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Where could something that horrible happen? *checks location* ...figures.

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friedpwnadge 25

We also have alligator wrestling and druggies eating faces. Come down anytime.

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thecitizen 15
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Yeah, #15 is right. It's great down here!

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magicviper1 15
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how do you find the location in the new update?

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Dale_shackleford 13
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Florida has everything bad. Alligators, swamps, spiders, old people, drugs, humidity, idiots, and Marco Rubio

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IAm123 24

#17 I've also been trying to figure out how to see the gender and location in this new update. Does it even show?

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

#17 They are probably on the website and not the app. I don't think there is a way to find gender and location on the app, which is really frustrating.

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Comrox 19
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23 and 26, I'm using the app right now and can see that the OP is posting from Florida. The location is posted right next to "Published on..."

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laurenswims13 24
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I can't even disagree with that...Florida has some interesting people.

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Xandrick 22

As a Floridian, I cannot disagree with your comment. Hell, we have our own category in Fark news. If that doesn't say something, I don't know what does.

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emeraldisle 30
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Looks like someone started the party a little early.

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Stazza11 27
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Why not? I mean she just sold her soul.

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megzaros 13
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Sounds like a memorable wedding day for her lmao. Did she pay for dry cleaning?

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tbro47 23
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She probably drank a little to calm her nerves. It's not unheard of, though it seems she drank just a tad too much .

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TheCurvyGamer 17
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Some people get drunk at weddings. You're just gonna have to beer with it.

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aliciousness116 16

A day you'll both remember. :P

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breeash77 1
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Well that's never pleasant..

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