FML : Today, my cousin got married. I was cold so I went to get my jacket from my car. While leaving I saw my cousin walking around the front of the venue. I...

Today, my cousin got married. I was cold so I went to get my jacket from my car. While leaving I saw my cousin walking around the front of the venue. I told her she looked beautiful in her dress. She looked up and said, "Where is my beer, have you seen my beer?" and threw up on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Scarred4lyfe / Sunday 28 February 2016 22:32 / United States - Fort Lauderdale

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By Deweyboy | 10

#6548201 - Monday 29 February 2016 15:28

Where could something that horrible happen?

*checks location*

...figures.

By Noelletakumi | 36

#6548200 - Monday 29 February 2016 15:28

Well, that's one thing to remember the occasion by. FYL, OP.

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By horneyhic | 15

#6548199 - Monday 29 February 2016 15:27

Brides perogitve

By Noelletakumi | 36

#6548200 - Monday 29 February 2016 15:28

Well, that's one thing to remember the occasion by. FYL, OP.

By Deweyboy | 10

#6548201 - Monday 29 February 2016 15:28

Where could something that horrible happen?

*checks location*

...figures.

friedpwnadge | 25

#6548242 - Monday 29 February 2016 16:16

We also have alligator wrestling and druggies eating faces. Come down anytime.

thecitizen | 15

#6548250 - Monday 29 February 2016 16:32

Yeah, #15 is right. It's great down here!

magicviper1 | 15

#6548255 - Monday 29 February 2016 16:37

how do you find the location in the new update?

Dale_shackleford | 13

#6548449 - Monday 29 February 2016 18:55

Florida has everything bad. Alligators, swamps, spiders, old people, drugs, humidity, idiots, and Marco Rubio

IAm123 | 24

#6548523 - Monday 29 February 2016 19:51

#17 I've also been trying to figure out how to see the gender and location in this new update. Does it even show?

MikaykayUnicorn | 36

#6548569 - Monday 29 February 2016 20:13

#17 They are probably on the website and not the app. I don't think there is a way to find gender and location on the app, which is really frustrating.

Comrox | 19

#6548970 - Tuesday 1 March 2016 1:24

23 and 26, I'm using the app right now and can see that the OP is posting from Florida. The location is posted right next to "Published on..."

laurenswims13 | 24

#6549080 - Tuesday 1 March 2016 4:05

I can't even disagree with that...Florida has some interesting people.

Xandrick | 22

#6549628 - Tuesday 1 March 2016 18:03

As a Floridian, I cannot disagree with your comment. Hell, we have our own category in Fark news. If that doesn't say something, I don't know what does.