By Scarred4lyfe - United States - Fort Lauderdale
Today, my cousin got married. I was cold so I went to get my jacket from my car. While leaving I saw my cousin walking around the front of the venue. I told her she looked beautiful in her dress. She looked up and said, "Where is my beer, have you seen my beer?" and threw up on me. FML
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  Comrox  |  19

23 and 26, I'm using the app right now and can see that the OP is posting from Florida. The location is posted right next to "Published on..."

  Xandrick  |  22

As a Floridian, I cannot disagree with your comment. Hell, we have our own category in Fark news. If that doesn't say something, I don't know what does.