By Sam - 01/04/2015 11:37 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, my colleagues were excitedly talking about going for drinks after work. I heard one of them ask, Is Sam coming?' and shortly after leave without me. I'm Sam. FML
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Welshite 39
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Take some green eggs and ham and crash the party, Sam I am.

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Zelphoric 25
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THEY MUST NOT LIKE YOU ALSO I PREFER PINE DRINKS OVER FIR DRINKS

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Welshite 39
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Take some green eggs and ham and crash the party, Sam I am.

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Gillett 23
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You suck, i was about to reference that.

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Soviet_American 29
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Such grammar, much jokes from FML team.

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Dlzq 22
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It's April Fools by FML Team. They edit all the confirmed FML's into some weird shit like this. The real FML isn't like that.

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oreoeater 21
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I just thought it was an FML they usually wouldn't accept

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samchaps19 11
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My name is also Sam and I hate when people make that joke

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Zelphoric 25
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THEY MUST NOT LIKE YOU ALSO I PREFER PINE DRINKS OVER FIR DRINKS

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JazzHandsFML 28
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I heard maple is pretty good.

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sunnyskys 25
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hahaha smart ass lmfao

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Shadowvoid 33
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This must be an April Fools joke from FML

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foxwasalamb 24
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ooooh. i was wondering how it ever passed moderation. anyone else read it in their head as someone screaming at them?

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ZelmaSlayer 30
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How did this make it past moderation...?

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AlaskanChild 10
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The moderators are participating in April fools day. At least, I pray they are.

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Zelphoric 25
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think about what day it is xD

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Purexinsanity 46
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It's not only affecting moderation. If you look back you'll see they're making all the FMLs have multiple spelling errors.

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CAC_Boomerang 24
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Take a look at FMLs before April Fools... The FMLs themselves are grammatically correct when they're submitted, then changed by the staff to look like FML rejects.

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ZelmaSlayer 30
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It's hurting my brain, I think I'm getting off FML for the rest of the day.

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bleedingglitter 24
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I just came here to comment that.

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juju330 15
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April fools!

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Jamsy0707 10
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He's a hacker probably.

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Shadowvoid 33
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I see we are on the same page here. I think a group made an FML and decided to moderate it to get it published

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kirasant 19
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Yeah, they're being "funny" by making the whole site unreadable. I hate this holiday.

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ironik69 31
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I'm a mod and nope, I had nothing to do with this. LOL. Although sadly, some do come in this way. Those get down voted.

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Sneado 20
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MAYBE IF YOU'D STOP YELLING AT THEM THEY'D INVITE YOU

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Nexpecto 28
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CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

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Bradley_Dillon 39
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At Least They Did Not Do This. Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word Is Annoying.

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Ichiya 29
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hOw abOut caPitAlizinG RanDoM leTterS iN wORds?

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Retaheki 27
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This thread, I can't take thr capitalization... -shoots self-

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kstizzle_504 8
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I'm guessing these posts were purposely posted? April fools...?

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BigJoeZD 16
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LLOL YEH ALAN LOOKS LIK SUM1 A'CCIDENTLY"" POSTED THEEZ EFMLS AS A JOKE. TOP LOLS ROTFLMAO xDD

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irishmaiden78 23
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lol This made my day. lol

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AllSoul 23
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Hey Alan, I've just saw you're British and live in France, completely irrelevant and no one probably cares, but I'm also British and live in France.

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iambarrel 9
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The text has been modified to make it seem like someone illiterate wrote them, you can look at older FMLs and see.

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FluffyPandas156 13
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I'm Pretty sure you would be with them. if you caught up with them.

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Purexinsanity 46
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Without an actual invitation, it could be kind of awkward. If they wanted OP to join them, they'd have extended their invitation to him.

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JazzHandsFML 28
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THATS REALLY UNFORTUNATE MAYBE ITS BECAUSE YOU'RE SCREAMING ALL THE TIME!

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TheGolfGTI 24
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IM REALLY LIKING THE POSTS TODAY. YOUR FRIENDS SUCK OP.

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immaloser95 28
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I have to ask...why was this FML published...?

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PegLegRacing 34
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FML April foolsed up most of the posts, even old ones, with terrible grammar, spelling, and caps lock

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immaloser95 28
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Oh jeez. I fail. Thank you.

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_guy_j 12
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Plot twist! They were talking about a different Sam.

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