By Sam - 01/04/2015 11:37 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, my colleagues were excitedly talking about going for drinks after work. I heard one of them ask, Is Sam coming?' and shortly after leave without me. I'm Sam. FML
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Take some green eggs and ham and crash the party, Sam I am.

THEY MUST NOT LIKE YOU ALSO I PREFER PINE DRINKS OVER FIR DRINKS

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Take some green eggs and ham and crash the party, Sam I am.

You suck, i was about to reference that.

Such grammar, much jokes from FML team.

It's April Fools by FML Team. They edit all the confirmed FML's into some weird shit like this. The real FML isn't like that.

I just thought it was an FML they usually wouldn't accept

My name is also Sam and I hate when people make that joke

THEY MUST NOT LIKE YOU ALSO I PREFER PINE DRINKS OVER FIR DRINKS

I heard maple is pretty good.

hahaha smart ass lmfao

This must be an April Fools joke from FML

ooooh. i was wondering how it ever passed moderation. anyone else read it in their head as someone screaming at them?

How did this make it past moderation...?

The moderators are participating in April fools day. At least, I pray they are.

think about what day it is xD

It's not only affecting moderation. If you look back you'll see they're making all the FMLs have multiple spelling errors.

Take a look at FMLs before April Fools... The FMLs themselves are grammatically correct when they're submitted, then changed by the staff to look like FML rejects.

It's hurting my brain, I think I'm getting off FML for the rest of the day.

I just came here to comment that.

April fools!

He's a hacker probably.

I see we are on the same page here. I think a group made an FML and decided to moderate it to get it published

Yeah, they're being "funny" by making the whole site unreadable. I hate this holiday.

I'm a mod and nope, I had nothing to do with this. LOL. Although sadly, some do come in this way. Those get down voted.

MAYBE IF YOU'D STOP YELLING AT THEM THEY'D INVITE YOU

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

At Least They Did Not Do This. Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word Is Annoying.

hOw abOut caPitAlizinG RanDoM leTterS iN wORds?

This thread, I can't take thr capitalization... -shoots self-

I'm guessing these posts were purposely posted? April fools...?

LLOL YEH ALAN LOOKS LIK SUM1 A'CCIDENTLY"" POSTED THEEZ EFMLS AS A JOKE. TOP LOLS ROTFLMAO xDD

lol This made my day. lol

Hey Alan, I've just saw you're British and live in France, completely irrelevant and no one probably cares, but I'm also British and live in France.

The text has been modified to make it seem like someone illiterate wrote them, you can look at older FMLs and see.

I'm Pretty sure you would be with them. if you caught up with them.

Without an actual invitation, it could be kind of awkward. If they wanted OP to join them, they'd have extended their invitation to him.

THATS REALLY UNFORTUNATE MAYBE ITS BECAUSE YOU'RE SCREAMING ALL THE TIME!

IM REALLY LIKING THE POSTS TODAY. YOUR FRIENDS SUCK OP.

I have to ask...why was this FML published...?

FML April foolsed up most of the posts, even old ones, with terrible grammar, spelling, and caps lock

Oh jeez. I fail. Thank you.

Plot twist! They were talking about a different Sam.