Well, how is business?

Business could be great if OP found said soothsayer, slipped him a few hundred, then boom, promotion.

Going up in flames.

Apparently according to OP's username, not good.

Astronomically shite but done worry, the business going up in metaphorical flames will sooth your soul...

It seems like it's been working pretty well so far.

Lucky is still luck, not an educated and informed decision. Even a blind squirrel finds the occasional nut, you know. :P

Love that analogy.

Didn’t Ronald Reagan’s wife Nancy do the same while he was President? Somewhere I’ve read that she made her meeting schedule based on what an astrologer said.

Gotta get advice from somewhere.

hey dont judge until u try it!

Yay, a legitimate professional!
Bet that makes you feel comfortable. You have your resume updated by chance? :p

Well, most employees star gaze and tell the boss sweet sounding lies anyhow, this really isn't any different.

Apparently unprofessionalism is the norm in society these days

He might soon have a voodoo doll made to control you. Be afraid op.. Be very afraid!

Tha is just the tip of the iceberg. There are cheaper "do it your self" tricks available, like tarot cards, coffee reading, etc that can make business booming. Suggest this to him, and see that promotion run all the way to home base!

So, how's it working out so far?

Don't knock it till you try it!