Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML
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fmlcomment
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...if he wanted it kept secret, why was he telling everyone at his work?
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dracer
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Ooops, but at least you got the wife into the clearing! It's about time she saw through the cheating bastard this colleague of yours is!
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fmlcomment
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...if he wanted it kept secret, why was he telling everyone at his work?
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brutallyhonest24
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he would have needed a excuse to get off work, i doubt he yelled out "im having a baby!!!" , he probably mentioned it casually and it got passed around work
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Sweej
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I'm guessing his wife isn't really involved with his work... Meaning he isn't worried about people there knowing. Guess he was wrong.
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fuckitlosers
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haha thats a big L for you!
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AdvocataDiaboli
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Cell phones...?
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leiziueyes
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Sure she's gonna take the time to answer a few calls while on labor
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The__Redneck
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Having a baby sorta takes awhile. Yes, she has time for a phone call.
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missgreenday
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It's a rule for fml's to start with 'today'.
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Kukua
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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scizzerin
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I agree, if I got a random phone call from my husband coworker, I'd be like, "Who the hell is this again?!"
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WhyAmUHere
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Nowhere in the FML does it say "once". They could have met and became friends.
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isallwaysme
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if they were friends or somewhat close, you would think she would have known if the coworkers wife was pregnant, FYL
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dracer
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Ooops, but at least you got the wife into the clearing! It's about time she saw through the cheating bastard this colleague of yours is!
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bluelabeled
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I assume the OP called the wife when she thought the couple had left the hospital.
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FairLouisa
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Haha! ^Win!
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Aha09
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Yeah OP, is it Tiger Woods?
I mean, all the ladies want Tiger's Wood. ;{P
I mean, all the ladies want Tiger's Wood. ;{P
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Flutist
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Aha09, it was funny once but you killed it.
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JP101
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Double Post...ignore
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neonokku
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your colleaque is an idiot
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arabianhorse1234
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this is not an fml, this should be on IMMD. your colleague is a cheating bastard.
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Ilovelife07
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is your colleague Tiger Woods?
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grumpy11586
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1. why do you have her cell phone number
2. they don't let you have cell phones in a hospital...you are such a liar
2. they don't let you have cell phones in a hospital...you are such a liar
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luvy101
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Who said it was a cell phone? If it was a cell phone who said she called while they were still i the hospital?
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Ketz
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How is this a reply to #11, exactly?
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usnwife
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Pretty sure I used my cell while in labor with both my kids...
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ilovemyflaws
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Who said you can't have your cell phone in a hospital?
I texted and called all the time when I went to the emergency room for stomach and head problems.
I texted and called all the time when I went to the emergency room for stomach and head problems.
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zen86
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Can use cell phones in hospital. Grow up " such a liar"