By Anonymous - Australia
Today, my co-worker came back from Thailand with big new breasts. She told me to go ahead and touch them because they have a funny texture for the first few months. When our GM entered the room, I had both hands down my co-worker's shirt, agreeing that they were unnaturally firm. FML
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  nomadxx7  |  0

So let me get your logic straight. Doing something inappropriate in a work setting and if you get caught... blame it on the coworker and company? Nothing like going to the ladies room or after hours eh?

So glad that instead of manning up you'd rather place the blame where blame isn't do. People like you that think it's quick and easy to blame someone else need to pull your heads out of your asses.

  plexico  |  3

You know, in a lot of countries that speak more of the British style of English call a pay increase a "rise."

I'll bet the GM got an instant rise.

He should have been able to squeeze both sets of breasts to objectively determine the unnatural firmness of the new tits. For science, of course. It's not good science to not have a control group, i.e., your tits.