By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 21:48 - United States

Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML
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Now your desk will be moved to the basement and your stapler will be confiscated.

Well, at some point that was going to happen. Hiding behind a wall meant you couldn't see him, should've been prepared for that.

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Well, at some point that was going to happen. Hiding behind a wall meant you couldn't see him, should've been prepared for that.

Thanks for explaining that

I do that too in school!

and that says it all OP. Grow up or I see many more FMLs in your future...

Now your desk will be moved to the basement and your stapler will be confiscated.

No one will give OP a slice of pie.

But at the end of the day he'll burn the motha fucka down and walk away rich.

OP's coworkers will thoughtlessly forget to invite them to the printer Pinata party

I bet you didn't SEE that coming. *bu dum tsss*

I don't get it. Of course he didn't see that coming. :C

He didn't see his boss coming around the corner, and he didn't see that embarrassing event happening. Get it? Get it? He didn't see it coming in more ways than one! HA HA HA!!! It's funny...right? No? Ah well, I tried.

Sorry 15, you tried, remember it's not the winning that counts it's the taking part

Just explain to your boss the game and your situation. Who knows, he might even join in on the fun.

You know you can't let him live now...he knows.

"quick pull my finger! haha ya."

Pretend you were flicking a booger or itching your eye. With any luck he might believe you...or fire you potato/potato (po-tay-to/pa-ta-toe)

How the fuck would YOU fire your boss?!

YDI for how you constructed the FML. Either that... Or for flipping people off in your workplace so often it's become a game. Take your pick.

Watch for the actual birdie!