Today, my closest encounter to having sex in the last four months was getting chlamydia from Russell Brand. In a dream. FML
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Chloe555_fml
| 27
It was only a dream. IRL, I'm sure you would have caught more.
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AviKerensky
| 17
Your name isn't Sarah Marshall, is it?
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Chloe555_fml
| 27
It was only a dream. IRL, I'm sure you would have caught more.
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20bricks
| 28
Doesn't matter, had sex with Russel Brand
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CheekyRaccoon
| 27
Not sure if that's a good thing though.
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tarlax
| 11
Definitely not. You can take antibiotics for chlamydia, but there's no cure for terrible, TERRIBLE taste in men.
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ConfusedCat
| 11
I've seen your comments on other posts. You should just stop.
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RainCl0ud
| 22
That's not too unrealistic. He probably does have chlamydia.
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Captain_Debilos_fml
| 13
but you had sex at least
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zarrganaut
| 17
Just be thankful that was only a dream.
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MrSassypants
| 32
Yeah, for some of us, it's a reality.... not that I know personally... It happened to a friend, I swear. Totally not me. I 100% did not have sexual relations with Russell Brand. No one can prove anything.
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AviKerensky
| 17
Your name isn't Sarah Marshall, is it?
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hardcorefan16
| 22
Thank god it was a dream, am I right?
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abbyade
| 21
Time to socialise and meet people.
I'm happy for you that this was just a dream and nothing else.
I'm happy for you that this was just a dream and nothing else.
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aliciousness116
| 16
Russell Brand
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ColonelCusswords
| 24
Got a lil star struck did ya?