It was only a dream. IRL, I'm sure you would have caught more.

Doesn't matter, had sex with Russel Brand

Not sure if that's a good thing though.

Definitely not. You can take antibiotics for chlamydia, but there's no cure for terrible, TERRIBLE taste in men.

I've seen your comments on other posts. You should just stop.

That's not too unrealistic. He probably does have chlamydia.

but you had sex at least

Just be thankful that was only a dream.

Yeah, for some of us, it's a reality.... not that I know personally... It happened to a friend, I swear. Totally not me. I 100% did not have sexual relations with Russell Brand. No one can prove anything.

Your name isn't Sarah Marshall, is it?

Thank god it was a dream, am I right?

Time to socialise and meet people.

I'm happy for you that this was just a dream and nothing else.

Russell Brand

Got a lil star struck did ya?