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By Anonymous - / Friday 24 August 2018 13:00 /
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By  ragnarok1540  |  38

In high school sex-ed class (many years ago ... ) we had to carry an egg in a basket to represent a baby for 2 weeks. The first thing I did when I got home was to boil the egg to make it more resistant to “injuries”. I wonder if that works with real babies ... 🤔🤔🤔

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By  CharlesEmersonW  |  31

This is the silliest parenting "test" possible. The only thing that gets you ready for parenthood is just that.... becoming a parent. Anyone who thinks otherwise is just full of it

By  ragnarok1540  |  38

In high school sex-ed class (many years ago ... ) we had to carry an egg in a basket to represent a baby for 2 weeks. The first thing I did when I got home was to boil the egg to make it more resistant to “injuries”. I wonder if that works with real babies ... 🤔🤔🤔

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  ChibiChibi_fml  |  25

And your teacher didn't fail you for the assignment? I've known people who did that type of lesson and at the end the teacher deliberately smashed the eggs just to verify people hadn't done that. If they had they were failed as having killed the baby whenever they decided to boil it.

By  Charlie Given  |  19

Many years ago in home at class in high school they gave us electronic baby dolls that would cry, pee and poop randomly and we had to keep them for a week it sucked 😒

By  Mungolikecandy  |  17

More an FML if you ever spawn.

By  julfunky  |  26

I never understood how someone could leave anything in a shopping cart.

Step one: Put purchased items in cart
Step two: Remove items from cart and put into car

Do you not look into the cart to make sure you grabbed all of your items?

By  Helmut Arias Rodriguez  |  18

This is why I will never have kids

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