#3, I think #1 meant that if OP's dad jumps straight to that conclusion, he must be guilty of watching porn.

Well someone knows a pussy when they here one..

#13 let's be real... who isn't "guilty" of watching porn? Everyone does it, nothing wrong with it as long as it doesn't turn into a literal addiction.

while i agree that theres nothing wrong with it in moderation, not "everybody" does it.

Conscious and conscience are two different things

I think your cat set you up, OP. She probably walked away with a smirk because her plan came into fruition.

a rather astute observation for one so young. you are going places others will not understand.

Hmm, so that wasn't just mayonnaise I wiped off the floor, was it?

I see you have never been in touch with cats in heat.

Or maybe #4's first thought wasn't "can't wait to see what my cats moan sounds like"

Porn stars don't sound the same as a human moan either

Only you would know that

There*

"Ass moans?" I always just called them farts.

*giggle

Or the cat moaned and that's why this is an FML.