By omgjessp - United States
Today, my cat came through my window, holding a dead rat in her mouth and dropped it in my pile of clothes. I then asked my dad if he could get the dead rat out of my room. After looking for an hour, he couldn't find it. Guess the rat wasn't dead after all. FML
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By  dyingstart  |  0

Heyyyy your kitty gave you a present! Make sure you pat it on the head and say good job for being a good hunter. Well, it may not have been a dead rat, but at least your kitty's heart was in the right place.

  Icalasari  |  0

Pet rats are ok, but wild rats could have any number of diseases. Combined with the fact that it is a HURT AND SCARED animal (which would mean bites and scratches from it which would, in turn, allow disease to get in easier) and the fact that rats are fairly intelligent and hardy, well...

  hilda_kitty  |  16

would you rather have a corpse of a dead rat in your room, or an alive animal with a few minor gashes?

not to mention that the corpse would attract other bugs... maybe even a few other rats, and the other rats mate...... you see where I'm going...

By  dcfan44  |  0

aw thats sweet ur cat brought u a present my cat bill once caught a garden snake and brought it on our porch haha dont wrry your cat will hunt it down and take care of it but hopefully when he does he wont bring it 2 u on ur bed in the middle of the night while ur sleepin haha srry but that wud be so freakin funny

  bob1124  |  0

Yeah. Or release it into the wild. Or kill it humanely. It would kill her if it could. Cats are total assholes.

Get a pet that actually likes you instead.

  bob1124  |  0

It's not cruelty to have it put down humanely or to give it to a shelter.

And it's not being "nice" - it's just storing its prey somewhere else. Cats don't feel affection. They're evil little things.

You should really only have a cat if you have a mouse/rat problem that can't be solved with traps.

  redbluegreen  |  40

It means shut the fuck up.

And I've never once had an evil, unaffectionate cat. Someone's defiantly a dog person. Or fish person.
I hope you don't slip an ambien into your fish's water when they get boring.

  andydawg8891  |  0

Actually my cats bring my dead mice all the time. It's supposed to be there way of trying to take care of us. They see it as bringing food to their "parents."

  leiziueyes  |  0

Cats might not feel afection towards you, but don't go saying they don't feel afection at all. Because they do.
When I was a little kid I grew up in a huge house in a huge neighborhood, and had a cat. He'd go anywhere with me, walked me to the bus stop when I had to go to school etc. And I didn't have anything to offer him besides my company.

Actually, for them, hunting small animals and bringing them home is a way to show affection. He's giving you a present.

  dcfan44  |  0

so shes gona have her cat put down because it was trying to be nice to her and cats are affectionit ive had my cat papa since he we found him as a kitten hes very lovable and gives me hugs like a human does hes kinda like a baby he meows when he wants attention and to be picked up so again stfu

  Moemoemoe_fml  |  0

I'm not sure if bob1124 is a complete asshole or a troll, but either way, much fail comes from him.

It's not because all cats so far have hated his sorry psycho ass that it means cats hate everybody and should be put down. The cats are just too smart to get close to him. XD

You'll see, I bet he also says women should be killed "humanely" because no woman wants to sleep with him. LOL

  bob1124  |  0

Actually, I was pushing more for the extermination of children. Little brats cry when I come near them.

I just can't stay away from their tight little puckers though.

  Cinnabar  |  0

Actually, there really aren't rats in Alberta. Or if there are, practically none... this is by design, they have a very strict pest control program for them. Look it up, it's interesting.